Andrew Proctor

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@MCATEER4 Never turned up? Keane 67 caps, Mcateer 52 caps. Do the maths Jason (or ask a friend if necessary)

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Felony counts against ex-presidents:

Washington - 0
Adams - 0
Jefferson - 0
Madison - 0
Monroe - 0
…
Kennedy - 0
LBJ - 0
Nixon - 0*
Ford - 0
Carter - 0
Reagan - 0
Bush Sr - 0
Clinton - 0
Dubya - 0
Obama - 0
Trump - 91 and counting

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@StugSteele 12 is basically just bread that had been in the same room as a toaster

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@Mike_Fabricant Why would the people of Lichfield want to vote for a cartoon reactionary oddball? It’s a strange old world we live in Michael

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@Mugwuff Nice - very pleased to hear that, although it sounds like you’ve got a bugger of a commute on your hands there

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@Mugwuff @mowermanjimmy Epic

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@StugSteele Spot on Dave

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@Mugwuff Yet another minnow…

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@Mike_Fabricant Of course you are Michael, we’d expect nothing less

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@dpearso17 @_AllThingsOasis Olly Murs at #12, Jessie J at #8, Buble at #2. This county…

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@oxheyhorn72 Don’t pick on poor Gary. Plus, didn’t you tweet pretty much the exact same thing yesterday?

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@oxheyhorn72 https://t.co/FhKmxf9X10

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🗣️"Youse are f------ idiots"

20 years since it happened, @TelegraphSport presents the never-before-heard audio of one of Sir Alex Ferguson’s most famous outbursts

@SamWallaceTel reveals how it felt to be in the room 👇
https://t.co/REIsL2pnod

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@oxheyhorn72 I thought your footballing knowledge was better than this Kev

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@oxheyhorn72 It was a Fergie quote, just in case you missed the reference

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@oxheyhorn72 Veron's a great f***ing player. Youse are all f***ing idiots

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@Mugwuff What a hideous looking beast. The fish isn’t much better either

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@BTASteele Made harder still by the post-Stag after effects no doubt

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@tomhunt1988 Seems like he’s in tune with the majority of your Twitter feed at the very least

[Andrew Proctor @AndrewProctor77]

@BTASteele You must have had another reason for deleting your internet history then….