Andrew

I finally met a cookie I didn’t like. He/Him

[Andrew @andrewring]

I had a dream I was riding a white horse through the Spanish countryside... turns out it was all Andalusian.

[Andrew @andrewring]

Hotel key cards: designed to look like a credit card/fit in your wallet but absolutely FREAK OUT when they’ve been sitting in your wallet with your other cards for > 7 seconds.

[Andrew @andrewring]

so you tell me

[Andrew @andrewring]

dirty dishes strewn throughout the house:
slob

dirty dishes thrown in the sink:
procrastinator

dirty dishes stacked neatly in the sink:
serial killer

[Andrew @andrewring]

It wouldn’t be running the dishwasher without a passive-aggressive rearrangement of EVERYTHING in there first

[Andrew @andrewring]

@elonmusk @0xAlaric

[Andrew @andrewring]

will ferrell shoulda done a movie where he’s jason segel’s dad

[Andrew @andrewring]

Do we think people who grow up to be chefs or food critics have higher levels of tastesterone?

[Andrew @andrewring]

.@PASSDataSummit any update on the issue with livestreams not appearing? Feel like we’re missing good stuff here.

[Andrew @andrewring]

Yeah this election is maddening, but have you ever played Gloomhaven with a party of lawyers?

[Paloma M. Guerrero @PalomaMGuerrero]

Idk who needs to hear this but being a Public Defender isn’t a stepping stone to being an attorney. It’s not like residency for doctors. Public Defenders are attorneys.

[Andrew @andrewring]

…and it’s such a bummer. I just got my second electric vehicle purchase refund - first the @SONDORSX Metacycle and now this guy. I know there are crimps in global supply chains etc but come ON what’s it gonna take to get freeway-capable commuter spec 2-wheel EVs to the US?

[Andrew @andrewring]

.⁦@MicahToll⁩, you probably heard this already but https://t.co/DLqWhOIVZ5

[Andrew @andrewring]

What the actual fuck, USA

[Andrew @andrewring]

encapsulates our trip pretty well (we saw this and it was wild)

[Santa Rosa Scanner @SRScanner]

Sideshow heading out west. Sideshow was doing doughnuts around the fire truck.

[Andrew @andrewring]

@caseyjohnston “I’m free now” is my anxiety wondering what you will ask for every second of every minute until we actually meet.

[Andrew @andrewring]

“Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer on a teeter-totter in the clouds”
bless you @huggingface
cc @nocontextmemes

[Andrew @andrewring]

@nocontextmemes “Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer on a teeter-totter in the clouds”

[Andrew @andrewring]

@POTUS great first step enacting the DPA.
Now let’s get that federal tax credit up to 40%, spread optionally over 2 yrs.
If the country is to benefit - nay, survive - everything must be done to make technologies like these readily available to and within reach of all consumers.

[Andrew @andrewring]

Car tires were running a little low so I pulled into a station, and _what the heck_ these things cost 50 cents now?!

I remember when it only cost a quarter.

Guess that's inflation for ya'.