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Formerly known as Andrew Hack

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@GreggsOfficial Enjoying my frozen eclair x

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@louisej41788458 Followed back

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@sextedmyboss @seetickets Thank you 🙏

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@SupportRequests #0356489173

[Jane Costello @Jane_Costello_]

My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you’ll agree it’s one hell of an opening.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Thank you for 15 years ⚡️❤️ #thefame

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Why would anyone bungee jump

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@AdmiralUK quote me less than 10 grand then 😭

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@oxytocins IT’S HAPPENING

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

It catches me off guard EVERY TIME

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@kwoade @TheOverBorders ?

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@Trujista @notdhgwava @DAJones91 @jade__jean

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@enterprisecares the audacity of you to send me a text asking for feedback when you haven’t given my deposit back LOL

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@SkyHelpTeam TV please

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@SkyHelpTeam why can’t I just change something as simple as an installation date online? Why does everything require an hour on the phone to get anything done? I’m at work and don’t have the time

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@pauldavidegan Shook

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

I'm howling laughing 😂

@LeeAndersonMP_ quickly changed his bio from NOT including Conservative to now, since my tweet earlier, adding a Tory reference

Then he tells me to "act your age" 😂

Lee luv, get a grip 😂

RT gang 🙏🏼 It's too funny not to
#ToriesDeletingTory

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Gary Lineker for King of England