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[Sean Anderson @SandersonRadio]

No one has ever done a better lie detector gag

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

Jools Holland arrives at The GQ Awards (2014)

[Flavour of Ireland @VideosIrish]

Traveller man and his wife visiting folsom prison

[Harry @HarryLight_]

“Stop being picked on at school” is arguably a worse name

[langho.bsky @langho]

Ant McPartlin enjoying a curry:

[Colm O'Regan @colmoregan]

Both teams good on the counter.

[Garda Info @gardainfo]

Garda Tommy Scanlon clocked on at 5pm and will work through to 5am - his colleague Garda Trainee, Stephanie Cooney is on duty since 1pm at her first @EPfestival.

The lads are from Cork and only getting going but they’ve promised us they’ll look out for one another.

#EP23

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?"

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[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

gotta be this one from brass eye

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[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Pump this egg 😂😂 https://t.co/t7KwAZ7OLX

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."