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was once on the same ice as Jake McCabe

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having a daughter is a top 10 fear of mine

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Had some fish, scratched my nose and got a wiff. Threw me all the way back to junior year

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Lost

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16-17-18 line 2017 north high needs to be studied, special trio

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Shawn Mendes is so damn good

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Tim Lincecum, that’s the tweet.

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Stocked the mini fridge and had to take a flic, 12 year old me would be so juiced right now

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@ScottDowns44 @PNWOldAndBusted You are dumb as rocks, the kid was cocking off to his MOTHER INSIDE the BAR. Like he said, go pound sand

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Looking at all the girls you’ve fumbled at 3am piss drunk on Christmas morning is a next level bum move outta the kid

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Logic fucks

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“Hey mom what was dad like in high school”
*dad in high school*

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@IanJaeger29 So a safe space for the freaks? What’s the issue

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I’m not Oppenheimer but YOU are Lewis Strauss

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@RobGarcia_25 I take it you stand with ice and the deportation of illegal aliens?

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You think one day they will Google what narcissism is and get offended or realize it describes them to a tee? Either way eat shit n die lmao

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@dspam127 @RaxRazing @bumbadum14 The average IQ for Sub-Saharan Africa, including Somalia, was reported as 68.92 by Lynn and Becker. Another study conducted on Somali refugees in Kenya, a distinct population group, found an average IQ of 67. In contrast, Kenya's reported average IQ is 75.20.

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Their kids dad lore is gonna be him sweeping the rugs for weed and shooting up heroin. God is great 🙏🤞🏼

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10/4/25

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@a_udontkno41677 @bbrendanryann @IRIran_Military NO ONE scared of you goat fucker😭

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@PistachiosGoat @ClashRoyale I’m sorry pop, these past 3 hours were truly wasted