cool dad

lets see miss rachel save you now

[cool dad @andrewthetaco]

How it feels to call “x” twitter in 2026

[alex 🥀 @ohhayalex_]

haven’t felt like a real person all day

[bishop @_swingpool_]

she looks like she loves steven universe

[cool dad @andrewthetaco]

Me in 30 minutes bc i didn’t want to spend 2 dollars on ray Charles tint glasses

[cool dad @andrewthetaco]

Wasnt aware of a little bear movie but i watched it with my son and i cried 10/10

[Kari the Hot Soup @karimacaroni]

Made “Everything Soup” from the DnD cookbook 🍲I bet it’s one of those soups that are even better the next day

[cool dad @andrewthetaco]

@karimacaroni Is this a selfie??

[cool dad @andrewthetaco]

This girl i used to know would send me pics of her poop bc she thought it was funny and it took me 8 years to realize that that was actually not funny OR okay

[Culture @CultureHOF]

LETS GOOO

[Cachorro @malditoperrito]

La catfetería.

[cool dad @andrewthetaco]

Hot take: Tollroads should have free weekends

[Kari the Hot Soup @karimacaroni]

Finished painting my boyfriend's birthday gift (on his birthday 😅)
We sing in the car all the time and when we don't know the lyrics to something we go meow meow meow meow, yes Mr.Bigman is driving the train no he does not have a license ♥️

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

friday night plans

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

This is actually a pretty funny pokemon fact lmao