Andrew Timoney

35, Real Estate Solicitor, all views my own

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

All still suckling at the teat.

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10 Get a grip FFS. It isn't sinister.

[Waqas🔶️ @m0w4q45]

I was a prison officer, Nick. You can't preach "tough on crime." Your lot cut nearly 7,000 prison officers since 2010 and handed our jails to G4S and Serco. You broke the system, then act shocked it doesn't work.

You know what actually works? Lads out on licence getting their track tickets, learning a trade, coming home as taxpayers instead of reoffenders. That's using human capital, not warehousing it. A lad sat in a cell doing nothing helps nobody.

And funny how quiet you all go on the tax dodgers and the oligarchs bankrolling Putin's war. Boris took a Russian ex-KGB man's hospitality at his Italian villa, dodged his own officials, then made the son a Lord. Where's your "lock them up" energy for that?

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@LutonEye @AllThingsBlades The defending was fairly pedestrian there too

[Sir William Browder KCMG @Billbrowder]

This is an absolutely crazy crime story. Read this thread. You’ll be amazed.

[BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH @BLAHBLAHBL53710]

The British royal household has replaced its old helicopters with two new AgustaWestland AW139 helicopters.
Cost: about £8 million each
Total for two: roughly £16 million, meanwhile Billy Idle asks for public charity donations to fund an air ambulance, you couldn't make it up FFS

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@AdamPollock Remove your head from your arse.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Of the 92 hereditary peers sitting in the House of Lords, all are male, and half went to a single school. You'll never guess which one.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Me when people who’ve spent years boasting about not paying any UK taxes say they want the British embassy to help evacuate them from Dubai.

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

Bucket: £10
Waders: £30
Measuring jug: 90p
Ammonia tester: £100

Actually going out to check a sewage outfall that illegally discharges 750,000,000 million litres of sewage every year?

Priceless.

There are some things a government regulator with a budget of £189,000,000 & 12,000 staff can’t do.

For everything else, there’s volunteer river guardians.

[Sir William Browder KCMG @Billbrowder]

Can someone explain to me how an MP and a member of the shadow cabinet can moonlight as the attorney for a Russian oligarch who is trying to wiggle out of a £2.5 billion deal to aid victims of the war in Ukraine that he made with the UK government? Back in the day that was called a “conflict of interest”

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@fesshole He's just bean nice.

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@KieranMaguire "Recycled grass"...

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@LutonEye Lots of sad and bad news there but at least WH Smith is going.

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@Emmaloucol19 @C4Dispatches @Channel4 Someone go check on Karen

[Andrew Timoney @andrewtimoney]

@bushontheradio What number is 'wears backpack on busy train c*nt'?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

'For too long people's opportunities in life have been determined by their background and not by their talents and hard work'. So says Keir Starmer, as he outlined Labour's plans in a speech read out by the great-grandson of King George V

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

The Post Office's compensation scheme is designed to minimise payouts. One postmaster received £15.75.

That isn't a typo.

I count nine ways the Post Office's HSS compensation scheme is rigged:

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

As the issue of compensation for miscarriages of justice is rightly in the news, it’s timely to note that in 2014, the government changed the law to make it all but impossible for people wrongly convicted and imprisoned to claim compensation.

[Peter Tatchell @PeterTatchell]

British national anthem is elitist rubbish

It venerates one man as a quasi god - the King. There's no celebration of the British people & their achievements

No affirmation of democracy & human rights

We can do better. Let's have a new national anthem

https://t.co/OQSGnpwJ3D