Andrew Martin

Your friendly neighborhood Walmart greeter

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

Listening to voicemails I can’t return because I said I was busy. Life’s an animal.

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

@MichelobULTRA Beer

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

Ken Block’s dead and y’all are worried about the weather. Smh

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@callmechuck____ Shit

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

Got to live my dream for a weekend

[Kevin Gates @iamkevingates]

Why Am I distant? What if I told you I heard everything you said,??? 🤔

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

I’m sorry Chapley

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

Where do I apply to become a stay at home internet troller?

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

👕

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✋

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Why do you love making shit harder than it has to be?

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

I’m scared it’s going to make me look like you.

[JD @jdgotskillz]

Now what will everyone’s excuse be for not getting the vaccine? It’s FDA approved

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

@taylor_skeen 😂😂

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

My grandad at 8:30am: Are you a coffee drinker?

Taylor: No, not really.

My grandad: Want a shot of whiskey?

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

Not even acknowledged

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

@swin4thawin Ain’t no doubt lol

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

Your family is so rich and that’s why you’re flying frontier 😂

[Sam Sweeney @SweeneyABC]

Frontier passenger allegedly touched 2 flight attendants breasts, then screamed his parents are worth $2 million, before punching a flight attendant. Frontier suspended the crew for duct taping the passenger to his seat as they landed in Miami. 22 yr old Max Berry is in custody.

[Andrew Martin @andrewtpatrick]

I love your free merch @MichelobULTRA !

[Downdetector @downdetector]

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[₇⁷₇ @t7revon]

If you need the links to the Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather fight, like and retweet and I’ll dm it to you

[A-A-RON @A_ARON_3]

States are giving out a “back to work” bonus so people will get off unemployment. How about a “been working this whole damn time” bonus?