Andrew Moretto

[mark morante @blessedmanz]

The year is 2038...the entire world has been vaccinated, there’s restaurants on Mars, Tom Brady is still playing football at age 60, the Leafs have been eliminated in the first round of the playoffs for the 20th straight year, and Ontario is on wave 55 and still in Covid lockdown

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Ranking the drafts:

1. NFL
2. Beer
3. Mock
4. Fantasy
5. From window on hot summer night
6. Snake
7. NBA
8. Little league
9. Raiders under Al Davis
10. Rough

[Frank Caliendo @FrankCaliendo]

Here you go @RobGronkowski
History narrated by Morgan Freeman... sort of.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Josh, let me explain Capitalism to you. Sometimes people decide not to do business with you. It's their decision. You know the whole "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" thing ? In your case it happens to be "No Principles, No Honesty, No Book" thing. Feel free to Self-Publish

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Everybody PENCERCIZE

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This is outright disrespectful to the entire town of Canada.. WHERE IS #MAPLETRON??

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

How it started: How it’s going:

[Tim and Friends @timandfriends]

Jays in Buffalo make you wanna... 🗣️🙌

(🔊: ON)

[Andrew Moretto @andrewwmoretto]

Stop it

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

What’s right and what’s wrong here....?

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

In honor of #JUL10Day and our Atlantic Station Team Store opening today, we have a JULIOOOOOOOOO jersey to give away!

RT for your chance to win!

https://t.co/CVrHV43nzC

[Paola M S Crocetti @paola_crocetti]

Historical artifact authenticated by a certified archaeologist ca 5000 NC found in the grounds abutting to the Board of Trade golf course historical lands that will be decimated by a proposed development by Clublink Developments Inc

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Over the next two weeks, we recognize greatness by unveiling a roster of distinguished players who defined our winningest decade.

📝 Details about our All-Decade Team - https://t.co/2NrGcxTY67

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Pat McAfee was questioned for retiring from the NFL in 2017 and leaving guaranteed money for a different career. Today, the value of his new partnership with FanDuel would make him the highest-paid specialist in the history of the NFL.

[Toronto Italians @TDOT_Italians]

14 years ago today. Fabio Grosso - July 4th, 2006

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Back to the Future came out on July 3rd, 1985.

Happy 35th anniversary to one of the greatest of all time. 🕰⚡️🔥

[Master @MasterTes]

NASCAR has done more to support Bubba Wallace in the last 48 hours than the NFL has done to support Colin Kaepernick in 4 years

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

LaDainian Tomlinson, who turns 41 today, was one of the best to ever do it 🎈⚡️ @LT_21

Here are some reasons why:

(via @nflthrowback)

[jandy⁷ @filtrkth]

this is amazing omg https://t.co/mSn2d9SBfY

[Andrew Moretto @andrewwmoretto]

These people are scum and a waste of space

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Unbelievable. These people are so incredibly reckless, selfish, stupid. For God’s sake, it’s such a small ask, relative to the risk of not doing so. We’re not being asked to carry a heavy cross on our back. We’re being asked to wear a damn mask! https://t.co/gr28K96Unu