@Behringer To the partner, "Guess you were right. It didn't make sense to spend all that money on a couple of vintage synths. I was sensible and got these instead."
@FlyOnNo10Wall There are 6 weeks to go and anything could happen. Our cheeky chaps might even take a cue from Mexico and woo back voters with strippers at female-only campaign events. How modern and inclusive! Shame we can't lower the voting age to 16. https://t.co/VSquMrHlmF
@MichaelTakeMP There are 6 weeks and anything could happen. Our cheeky chaps might even take a cue from Mexico and woo back voters with strippers at female-only campaign events. How modern and inclusive! https://t.co/VSquMrGNx7
@dave43law@MailOnline Rising benefit bills are the result of people having few assets. Savings and home ownership automatically cancel benefits. People with savings are motivated to find new work rather than lose hard earned money but now there's none of your salary left to save so job loss=benefits.
@MimiJ9 Rising benefit bills are the result of people having few assets. Savings and home ownership automatically cancel benefits. People with savings are motivated to find new work rather than lose hard earned money but now there's nothing left to save of your salary. Job loss=benefits.
@FlyOnNo10Wall Rising benefit bills are because people have few assets. Savings and home ownership cancel benefits. People with savings are motivated to find new work rather than lose hard earned money but now there's nothing left to save of your salary after bills so job loss=benefits. 1/2
@RishiSunak Rising benefit bills are because people have few assets. Savings and home ownership cancel benefits. People with savings are motivated to find new work rather than lose hard earned money but now there's nothing left to save of your salary after bills so job loss=benefits.
@RishiSunak Rising benefit bills are because people have few assets. Savings and home ownership cancel benefits. People with savings are motivated to find new work rather than lose hard earned money but now there's nothing left to save of your salary after bills so job loss=benefits.
@MichaelTakeMP THIS IS CAPITALISM???? NOOOOO!!!!!! Sir, real capitalists should step in and save the victim shareholders. NO to further water supply until ALL profits have been reaped. ๐
@MichaelTakeMP Sir, the image clearly represents 3 huge swords thrust into the rock of Gibraltar. Might I posit that the faithful Lee intends to invade and capture the enclave then form a base from which to conquer both the godless EU from the south and uncivilised Africa from the north?
@MichaelTakeMP@ChrisMidgley20 Sir, I feel I must object. Tractor p***n was an isolated incident limited to one rogue MP. "Come," I say, "Behold my nubile farmhands and dig around inside. See those who bear Britain on their back and keep the country fertile. Tractors didn't make Britain but true sweat and toil
@Reuters They should focus on harmless uses such as detecting illness, finding cures, making technological advances etc. instead of creating haters through plagiarism, profiling, authoritarian surveillance etc. It doesn't matter how good your product is when you've made too many enemies.
@MichaelTakeMP@ChrisMidgley20 Yes, give these two the chance in government they've never had! Keir Starmer and woke Albanians have been running the country for far too long. ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก