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[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

[Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins]

My tax dollars about to shit all over my parents' tax dollars.

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

“We don’t need flush mounted rivets for our 5th generation stealth fighter” said the Sukhoi executive as he built a third vacation house on the Black Sea.

[toast @andrewzski]

more cats should have human names

[Steven Tobiasz @steventobiasz]

The Anjin says the cost is so high because the pattern is so complicated

[toast @andrewzski]

*stepping into my moccasin slippers like fallout power armor*

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“Bruno is into us for 50 million boxes of ziti, Tone, he said you approved it”

[Marek Wałkuski @Marekwalkuski]

W przededniu wizyty @AndrzejDuda i @donaldtusk w Białym Domu najlepsza polonijna organizacja w USA @KosciuszkoFound dziękuje Joe Bidenowi za wsparcie NATO, Polski i niepodległości Ukrainy. @PR24_pl

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

#TheWire ended 16 years ago today.

The corners stay full, institutions still decay & the wrong people still get promoted. The world keeps turning and nothing changes. The end.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Honestly the funniest thing he’s ever done besides fall off the bike

[ELBEGDORJ Tsakhia Mongol @elbegdorj]

After Putin’s talk. I found Mongolian historic map. Don’t worry. We are a peaceful and free nation🌏

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

“How do you do, fellow Texians, from the Texas oblast how do you like our warm water port”

[toast @andrewzski]

@UpdatingOnRome Gotta have some insane off-hand Rome Total War unit knowledge as well

[toast @andrewzski]

@CyberPunkCortes