andrewzurcher

Fellow in English at Queens' College, Cambridge, and author of Twelve Nights (Puffin Books, 2018) and The Giant’s Almanac (2021). Rep'd by @albioneye at PFD.

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In a world where it has become illegal to voice certain kinds of protest, at least I can publicly support this. #paperairplane

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Climate integrity now. Criminalise climate misinformation.

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Donny must be a really famous, popular guy in San Cupertino.

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@Tamarajatkin @QMULsed May wonder, wish, and will carry you on, and on!

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@DHLParcelUK Hello, I attempted to send the direct message that you requested, but the message was refused. I have tried repeatedly. Could you please offer me an alternative way to contact your company, please?

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@DHLParcelUK Hello, I was physically assaulted by one of your drivers this morning in Cambridge. I have tried to report this but have received no response. I would like to telephone your complaints department. Can you please give me the correct contact information? Thanks.

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@jamesleocahill Like it was yesterday.

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@earlymodernjohn Goodnight noises EVERYWHERE. The implications of that. You thought you were in a ROOM.

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@AKilti Aisté this is incredible!

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@philistella @OliveFSmith I keep my overflow in a portmanteau. I call it my farrargot. This is the true hypersonic macaronic. Idiotic? Iconic? Or just ick?

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@OliveFSmith I'd like to see other sentences with this consonant cluster, or similar. A garage of porridge? (Or in the US, a garage for my entourage). An arabesque at my desk is a risk. Not a task for the brusque. A whole mesh of niche.

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@lizziespeller Well, it is now.

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@helen_charman @AllenLaneBooks @AitkenAlexander Fantastic! Congratulations!

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@OrRosenboim @Unibo Congratulations and hooray!

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@lexipenia If you can find old scaffolding boards cheap, they often scrub up well and can be knocked together into a rigid case-like frame. But you need a lot of them, so the viability depends on whether or not you can find them at a good price.

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@manymanyplies Without mitigation or extenuation awful, the worst online redesign I've ever seen. @OED

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@clairiew Solidarity.

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@OliveFSmith @Tamarajatkin I hadn't realised until I read this tweet that I seem to know the script of the entire film by heart? How was I not aware of that?

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The irony of hearing a UK appeals court judge say Rwanda’s asylum system is unsafe for refugees, who might find themselves sent back to their country of origin. *They* have an unsafe asylum system, eh?

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@victoriamoul Congratulations! And not a moment too soon.