Androgynomenon✨💅

Longing for Angelica, missing my wife.

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

What I am most proud of is that despite the violence of my existence, I remain tender.

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

why are people so opposed to tenderness?

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

This is what I be dealing with, mehn

[nmeso🎀🦋🧚🏾‍♀️(may-so) ⚢ @piippaaray]

I tried to look masc but my bumbum is too big ☹️💀😭

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

I hate you niggas so much. People died like chickens because of cultists but this braindead, squidward looking nigga wants to go back. It will not be well with you and your family, idiot.

[FD🛋️ @NowRockinwithFD]

Make Una see watin dem wan normalise for inside small port harcourt 😭😭😭
Take us back to cultism era abeg.

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

What came first? Sexymamayepa Or sexypapayepa?

[FLAT 8 @flat8hq]

Expect smooth, slow-burning sounds that move through you before you've decided to move. Low, warm and deep, with a groove you feel in your chest and your hips.Dim lights.Deep sound Nowhere else to be. Come as you are, but come ready to feel everything. 🎧
https://t.co/Oc3ExvItq8

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

Bus wey I buy 5.5bn, I go sell am 66m?

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

Tech bros too dey fra for my liking

[JERRY Olagunju - PhD In-View @Jerolagu]

Instead of me pitching and advertising my full stack development bootcamp or training to you.

I’ll rather advertise vibe coding sessions. @Shalom_HeyEliy just vibe coded an idea that scaled over 10m views with over $45k in revenue in 4 days.

I would rather learn how to vibe code and adopt AI than to start learning full stack in 2026.

#lagoslife #abujalife #londonlife

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug.

You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form.

You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages.

You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution.

You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis.

You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from.

Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

Come why is everything 50x more expensive for the rich? #lagoslife

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

My brother wan start #lagoslife come dey ask me make I borrow am 100m. All these entitled family members ehh. And en fit be lapo baby for life, en want make I give am handouts.

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

@sexyfemmefairy You're complaining?

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

@_Oliveeeeee Meeeeeee

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

I don send am back en money, I no need handouts.

[𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓉 ྐ❤︎ @qsycho_H]

I don’t understand why I would have 1000bn I’m irritated.

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

She did the thing I asked for😭😭😭

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

Moving in together 🏠💕

Baes can now live together: move into their place or ask them into yours. Walk in without knocking, sleep, cook, chip in for rent.

Visiting friends? Sit, watch TV, use the bathroom, and dance 💃🏾 Everyone sees each other move now.

https://t.co/Cs2d61Tv45

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

Abeg, who get sure odds for today's games? #lagoslife

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

betting, begging, stealing

[3 @tresokure]

please how do i make more money on this game

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

God go help me take you

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

Niggas mehn. Ordinary game we dey play una dom carry misogyny chook inside.

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

@Shalom_HeyEliy can we cohabit with our babes? I want my sweet girl to move in with me.🤭

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

@marv1nci Me too!

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

If this game cut, I go jam your moto

[Androgynomenon✨💅 @androgynomenon]

Actually ohh. 1m for any babe that comes to visit me💀

[Isabella. 🌸 @MsIoluwa]

i want to do wlw in #lagoslife.
who is interested ?🙈