Chloë

Take the plan, spin it sideways. 💫

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

This is the only week you can retweet this

[sarah rose etter @sarahroseetter]

probably my favorite breakup story is that i ended things with a guy who had two eggs in my fridge & he went to the fridge & got the two eggs, one in each hand, glared at me, and left.

[Lipstick, Booze & Backstage Passes @LizSeccuro]

So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave Grohl.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

No one:

Me at 3am:

[kay @tasteokayos]

me explaining how ray toro would probably be hailed as one of the best guitarists of all time if he wasn’t in a band with emo connotations

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the way iphone alarms wake you up is so sudden and aggressive

[Ty 🇯🇲✨ @Tyreeck_112]

Jake Paul announcing Molly Mae’s birth before Molly Mae or Tommy is the biggest shithousery I’ve seen this year 😭

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i love when i realize i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.

[Joanna Taylor @JoannaRTaylor]

Who was Prime Minister when King Charles III ascended to the throne is going to be a really hard pub quiz question in about 20 years

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

We lasted longer on Xfactor than Liz truss as Prime Minister!

[liv @Livchinenye]

Warming your feet on his body >>

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

chris pine putting on his sunglasses as the lights cut… oh that man is taking a nap