andré

please picture me in the trees | alleged boy kisser | they/he 🇪🇬🇨🇭 cr: the color purple

[andré @androlklore]

things to do when you’re feeling down: an ongoing thread to remind myself

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Applying for jobs in 2010: "Attach resume."
Applying for jobs in 2025: "Manually retype your entire resume into 47 boxes.

[Li (jason's version) lvs aye @repautat1on]

a mi me gustan les trans, los gays, las lesbinas, los bi, la educación y salud pública, el feminismo y los abortos

[⦮ cj ⦯ ⟆ @meow4cj]

yall are so used to gagging at fake gays yall don’t know how to handle REAL faggotry

[MartinEze @martin_eze0]

En el día de la visibilidad trans quiero recordarles que

[Klara @klara_sjo]

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS.

ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!!

REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!!

DON’T FALL FOR IT!!!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[andré @androlklore]

“cut” is a socially acceptable way of saying eating disorder

[Shawn Hunter @Shawnsters_]

@trader_tony_ Lots of water or chew gum when you’re hungry 😩

[andré @androlklore]

never beating the ghoul allegations i see

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

If you do this in Germany or Austria the police will put you in jail for Lärmbelästigung and I think that’s beautiful.

[andré @androlklore]

the kind of man i would thank for ruining my life highkey

[Bangaranga @g_stvoo]

Finalmente consegui pegar um sol decente nessa piscina!

[bacall 📼 @mulhollandmiya]

this white lady doesn't hold back on anything

[trash jones @jzux]

i stopped buying stuff from amazon this year. sure, i may spend a little more and wait a little longer, but amazon's dominance is choking out small businesses, destroying the environment, and making us all passive participants in things we don't support

[andré @androlklore]

21 v now

[Griff @griiiiiiff]

21 v now .

[andré @androlklore]

the biggest proof that we’re in hell is that germany exists

[Kür @kingoflevant]

Not some random German guy telling me to shave on grindr. And then telling me I’m a fucking monkey, the racism in this country is beyond comprehension.

[nour (it is what it is) @nourIsAnxious]

The worst thing he could say is no
Meanwhile him:

[Pink Hoops @pinkhoopsss]

I am not trans but I feel we are again forgetting that one of the coolest movies of all time is canonically about being trans and made by two trans women

[E @coffeeaIIaIone]

the tortured poets department (2024):

[zade @tyl0saur]

Blastoise trend is for boys with tummies don’t let the cut boys jack our thing

[andré @androlklore]

the best trend that we’ve had in yeaaaaars

[ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ @Hephaisteion]

Ça a changé Pokémon 👀

[andré @androlklore]

@redwineoftay legit don’t recognize her