andriu🍓

UF 22 • Real Ligma Chi • Hacker • Extraterrestrial Explorer

[Martha Bueno @BuenoForMiami]

Why do I need government’s permission to modify my home?

I can’t seem to understand this concept.

[Kamar @Ninsta22]

the amount of ads that are run during these playoff games is frustrating. the NBA is profit over experience, and it is ruining the game #NBAPlayoffs

[Rathalos @Hellfire_Reborn]

I'm bored so

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i love you pain au chocolat....

[andriu🍓 @andrx__]

@Harmony_OW ur nuts

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Throwing a Don’t Kill Yourself Dinner Party where everyone brings a dish so delicious that we remember why life is worth living

[I Keep It Taco 𓆏 @IKeepItTaco]

Reminder: No matter how much you love Arcane, DO NOT DOWNLOAD league of legends! Arcane is high quality propaganda to sink you into the rabbit hole. Do not fall for it!!! Millions of lives have been ruined already. Save yourself!

[⛷️ @stokaljona]

Why is the Green Party yellow what a STUPID fucking country

[Miilato @miiilato]

when you realize you can simply ignore all your responsibilities and just take a nap

[Maddie @maddielou_cs]

Valve after releasing the buggiest update of all time

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

[andriu🍓 @andrx__]

@watsonameliaEN o7

[fudge @fuckpoasting]

he wont let me deliver shareholder value

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

If you see any bad code on my GitHub, it’s me doing my part to keep AI dumb with bad training data 🫡

[Tafo @tafokints]

Was ready to get work done, so I grabbed a Celsius and now I'm more groggy than ever. Realized I grabbed a hard Seltzer on accident

[Neymar Jr @neymarjr]

Cs2 tá um lixo … muito Hack 🤬🥶

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

being a software engineer is basically just getting paid to solve puzzles all day

[andriu🍓 @andrx__]

@HawksandLions overwatch died the day it became an arcade version of its former self. now, greed just controls the game since all the passion is gone

[andriu🍓 @andrx__]

@andieoatmilk