Andrew Schneider

Kaycee's husband. Christ follower. Jack of all trades. Master of none.

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

Shout out to @uncommon_sm worship team for the candy. I'm already three Air Heads into this thing. I love getting to hang out each week!

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

I just carried 6 grocery bags and 3 industrial-sized boxes of diapers in one trip because taking two trips is admitting defeat. I am dad.

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

Shout out to Chad at @AdvanceAuto in Alton, IL. Provided great service and saved the day with an AAP toy car when my toddler threw a fit. 👊

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

When compared with binge watching Netflix, binge listening to podcasts produces far less self-loathing. #serial #stitcher

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

The danger of working out to a 90's playlist: Sometimes you run out of skips and you get stuck with Sixpence None The Richer. #kissme

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

We're decorating the tree and listening to Christmas music and I can't help but think this Sinatra guy totally ripped off Buble's sound.

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

Mouth wash in the restroom. Great idea when you're fueled by coffee + spicy chicken. #reFRESHEDsyr @rejuvenatemtgs

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

GOAL!!!! #USMNT

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Grace lets us hum the parts of our lives we don't understand while we figure out the words.

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

@waznik9 That is so awesome. Once in lifetime. Is Kiper's hair as mystifying in person as it is on TV?

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

I just carried eleven plastic grocery bags and a 24-pack of Charmin in my left arm. I refuse to make two trips. #dadsuperpowers

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

Sometimes I can't tell if my hearing is getting worse or if my wife's speech is just getting less intelligible. #marriage

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

TIL: The thing that gets @jschnei3521 turned up at the gym more than a pre workout is @smashmouth . It was weird. #All-star

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

Did you have a rough day? At least you didn't fall asleep on the couch with the lights on at 6pm like @jschnei3521

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

@DylanGoreham @brandi_hudson Is that Joe Montana?

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

@katyperry is on in the weight room and all of the bro's are digging Firework until they accidentally make eye contact w/someone.

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

Sometimes trying to give my son a bottle is less like feeding and more like waterboarding. #parenting

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

So, a song from my Jr. High years just played on KHITS. Am I old? #closingtime

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

@jschnei3521 in 20 yrs. |@HistoryInPics Freddie Mercury with his cats, Oscar and Tiffany

[Andrew Schneider @andschn1]

You should never go grocery shopping when you are sad and lonely because you're going to buy a six-pack of Twix ice cream bars.