jenny w

Life is too short for ironing.

[jenny w @andthenjen]

@jetstarairways hi, I’m traveling to Bali with my 4yo, can hand luggage weight be pooled so that I have just 1 bag to carry (within size limit)?

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Thanks @karinaokotel @ABCthedrum for giving me the opportunity to teach my 2 year old the word "bigot" in response to "what's that mummy?"

[jenny w @andthenjen]

@fibarr @ladyjacqs I've been banned from buying cabbage so I gave away all my cabbage-themed cookbooks sadly.

[jenny w @andthenjen]

@palacefilms @njhayes "dear employee..." oh! I feel so valued!

[jenny w @andthenjen]

@RyanCantSwim eat the caterpillars. It's the only way.

[Ryan Meili (has left) @ryanmeili]

For mental health reasons I've decided to misread this week's headlines and believe that Leonard Cohen is president.

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Love that this is in New Scientist! RT @newscientist: Sex and dentistry: fellatio prosthetic https://t.co/DK0BIHtJ8N

[Catherine Deveny @CatherineDeveny]

It's impossible for women not to take this personally #Election2016

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Loving the @AUSParalympics but next time please start your coverage a bit earlier @Channel7! Doc Martin can wait a few weeks.

[jenny w @andthenjen]

@DylanAlcott such a fantastic match, thanks for some great tennis! 👏👏👏

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Yay more olympics! RT @kurtfearnley: Love this team 🇦🇺👊 #webelieve https://t.co/xcrbyYwhQN

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Qantas Club all out of custard so I'm starting with some #yoghurtlove instead. #custardlove

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Bonus of having a kid is not worrying about sleeping in and missing a flight. We'll be up for hours before its time to go! #custardlove

[jenny w @andthenjen]

How is one possibly supposed to take synchronized swimming seriously? It's just plain funny!

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Ha! RT @SimonChapman6: Well, how have all those Swisse-swallowing advertising athletes done @Rio2016_en compared to others?

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

What do Donald Trump and Benito Mussolini have in common? https://t.co/PieK3VL9Ac

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Work is simply unOlympic this fortnight. Dammit.

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Umm, plane? @ABSCensus

[jenny w @andthenjen]

Hello, is it me you're looking for? @njhayes