Andrew Weiss

Master grocery shopper // Range Media Partners + @somegoodnews + @whenweallvote

[Chris Foss @CoachCFoss]

@WorldWideWob Watching Inside the NBA on ESPN is like watching Ewing on the Sonics

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Warner Bros reveals popcorn bucket for new film, ‘Companion’

AMC is once again urging moviegoers to avoid putting their penis within the bucket’s mouth.

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@iiiitsandrea Been pushing the Bloody Mary would be best served in a bread bowl/cup narrative for a bit and it’s never gone well. Welcome to my deserted island!

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@iiiitsandrea I would kill to see the iterations that didn’t make it

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

Lastly today was @anjawesthues last intern day with @thesnaxshot she will be graduating in May with a few offers and opportunities that make me immensely proud of her!

join me in congratulating her on all her success and graduating from NYU!

Thank you for a great year Anja ❤️

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@basicallybari Just make a sturdier tote bag that looks exactly like this?

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@colettebernheim @chelbb_ YELLING THIS @ FOR YOU

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@iiiitsandrea I cannot wait for the graphics for this! Crying cereal boxes? Wounded cookie sleeves? Distraught crackers with tears? What will it be!

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@annamelissa Bcc me plz

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

UPDATE: here's what we have so far. As a scientist I can only assume everybody stuck to 8oz. I threw out data that had bad vibes. btw I got a C in statistics

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

snax as a film and tv genre?! @thenaxshot

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Jerry Seinfeld, Melissa McCarthy, Jim Gaffigan and Fred Armisen in UNFROSTED: THE POP-TART STORY.

Written and directed by Seinfeld, this is the story of two sworn cereal rivals racing to create a pastry that will change the face of breakfast forever.

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@celesteperez___ 👀🔎

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“We're looking for a scrappy, dirty, FILTHY, little marketer to join our rockstar team”

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@iiiitsandrea

[SurgiFi @FiSurgi]

My kids waking up on Saturday at 6 am.

[Monkeypaw Productions @Monkeypaw]

Who's gonna tell them?

[Andrew Weiss @andweiss327]

@iiiitsandrea Is “can crush” a term because I now have one?