Andy McMaster

Life is short, so enjoy it

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

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[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@OHLHoundPower #hitsomebody #shootthepuck

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@Burnt1Dragon awesome dude. Maybe next year for me?

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@WeldingBohemian @Burnt1Dragon Yessir! !

[McDonald's 🇨🇦 @McDonaldsCanada]

Don't forget to stop by your local McDonald's restaurant today to support #McHappyDay!

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@WeldingBohemian @Burnt1Dragon agreed

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@Burnt1Dragon that's all I ever have sir

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@Burnt1Dragon but do you know what mixes with coconut? Rum

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mom, she gave birth to a legend. Congrats mom.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad. Which means beer is healthy.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

Hey @MiosFurniture. I would definitely bring the love of life to the game #BestSeats

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

Nothing says home ownership like taking a dump in your own toilet. #new#homeowners

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@Burnt1Dragon holy shit dude. We didn't know you were still there. Thought you left # sorry bro

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

What the hell???? I have been a life long, die hard Leafs fan. I am having trouble coming to grips with it. Embarrassed for them #TMLtalk

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

@Burnt1Dragon nice...you stranded somewhere? Need help?

[Andy McMaster @andy00011]

Some days I think I should have stayed in bed

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The truth has been spoken.

[Lou Brutus @LouBrutus]

There should be a vegan punk band called Asparagus Pee. #Music

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

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