Johnny New Eggs

The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

I must be taking hallucinogenic drugs because I just saw Sebastian Berhalter pull off an elastico nutmeg.

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

The 30 Greatest College Basketball Programs of All-Time 🏆

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

the quick brown fox did some other shit too but nobody ever wants to talk about that

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[majnoona @majnoonna]

they kill you after you graduate

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

Back ✌️ Back

🗣️ MVP x2

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro release your inhibitions

[Johnny New Eggs @Andy2smooth]

@Josephi61965574 @FabrizioRomano Good call

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro every time we touch i get this feeling

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *click* *cash register noise* meet a nice girl

[ً @httpsfangs]

So done with twitter, see u all in two minutes

[ひ @yungnstackin]

I know them sharks ate good that night the titanic sunk

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[masha @masha_slp]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Momo🥵🇨🇦 @Momoreoluwaa]

when you do something right and your boss actually sees it

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes