Fisted Away

used to do a website but turns out twitter is way easier.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Who could possibly be the player overindulging?

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

✈️ Scrutinising tactics on the flight back from Como
🍽️ Players overindulging
🔪 Petty squad backstabbing
🌃 A player's night out close to a game
⛳️ Lax working environment

Inside #mufc's spiral that will lead to the sacking of Michael Carrick:

https://t.co/qpW3iyWWTI

[NewsCord @newscord_org]

The BBC Israel Would Say Files. The full results are in for both broadcast and articles.

Analysis of 267 broadcast interviews between October 2023 and October 2026:

- BBC presenters put Israel's case, in Israel's name, to guests criticising Israel's conduct in Gaza in 252 separate interviews.

- They put the Palestinian case, in its name, to guests defending Israel's conduct in 15.

- To better portray this disparity, our compilation of the BBC defending Israel in their own words now runs at 48 mins 12 secs. Our compilation of the BBC defending Palestinians in their own words runs at 2 mins 38 secs.

- The plainest form, “Israel would say”, was put to critics in 75 interviews. “Palestinians [or any Palestinian group] would say” was put to defenders in 4.

- 10 of the 15 Palestinian cases came in the first six weeks after 7 October 2023, and 5 in the three years after. Presenters were still putting Israel's case to critics in 2026.

- The above point suggests an editorial shift to stop conveying what Palestinians are saying, but to continue conveying what "Israel would say".

Analysis of 1,618 written articles, from October 2023 to October 2026:

- When an article reported criticism of Israel's conduct in Gaza, the BBC added Israel's position 49% of the time (1,771 of 3,648 claims).

- When an article reported Israel's claims, the BBC added a Palestinian or UN position 38% of the time (914 of 2,431). A Palestinian position alone: 25%.

- Put the two official sides side by side. When the authorities in Gaza made a claim against Israel, the BBC added Israel's position 58% of the time (334 of 575). When Israel's government or army made a claim, the BBC added a Palestinian or UN position 39% of the time (855 of 2,165).

- Article by article: 71% of the articles reporting criticism of Israel gave Israel's position at least once. 53% of the articles reporting Israel's claims gave a Palestinian or UN position.

- In other words, in almost half of the articles where Israel makes a claim, it goes completely uncontested.

The full report, including every single broadcast and article in the corpus, can be found here, completely free of charge: https://t.co/qEYyFnMyCV

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Seen a few people sharing this and they never seem to think about exactly how long Hislop employed Nick Cohen despite that being another open secret

[Brendan May @bmay]

From the archive…Brand’s charms didn’t exactly win over Ian Hislop.

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

'Mans got bare hands in the ruck sir'

[uncle Monstrous Carb @lowerformofwit]

When you think about the online harms bill in the UK. Nothing about gambling is there, apart from you need to hand over your ID before you can continue fuelling your addiction.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

@fountinsofwayne At least you didn’t ask for a KitKat Chunky

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

The full moodboard for this shoot

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Declan Rice on the cover of @britishgq 📸

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Don’t even need to put the sound on any more, even the way he moves winds me up

[Gomii @deadgomii]

When Taika Waititi takes an already funny script and starts riffing on a level that is fricking sublime

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

I know they are both in 6Music’s artist of the year thing, but they need to stop saying “Show Me The Body, Shygirl” in that order

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Huge and stinking jamiroquai vibe here

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

🚨 NEW: James Maddison was spotted leaving The Four P’s pub in Coventry on Saturday night.

Footage appears to show the #thfc midfielder being pulled away from a confrontation. 📸

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

What’s with the rise of barbers, vape shops, and American candy stores on British high streets?

Some say it’s money laundering, but the reality is something else entirely.

London Centric’s @jimwaterson breaks it down.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Twisting his Mellon, man

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Oldham Athletic manager Micky Mellon is shown a red card for moving his head towards Wednesday's Callum Slattery 🟥

📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max: https://t.co/fRCRh6tXYB

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

One of the worst 4-4 matches of all time. Clown shit

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Berrada nervously jackin it there

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

“His life. His liiiiife”

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

“And a goal it will remain”. What is wrong with Drury.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Niche Drury hate: When he formulates his post-match soliloquy with “how x they are, how y”

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

THATS FIR YOU YA SPECCY WEE CUNT

[BDS 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦉 @JailTheEnglish]

When life gives you Lammens, give it up mate you've fucked it it's over

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Whom has been infected with “a mutant virus”? Is it millions of unconnected people, or a tiny gaggle of people in politics and media who know each other, work in the same buildings, live within a forty mile radius of each other and were mostly educated at the same institutions?

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

He is Redknappifying at an alarming rate

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Scott speaks after today's defeat.