dylan🇵🇸

you’re making me feel like £0.76 in your hand

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

In all frankness hell will be too good a fate for them

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

I want every single terf to know that nobody will miss you when you die. Not even your kids. Your contribution to society is nothing but cruelty and you’ll all burn in hell

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

that’s nicola sturgeon for you

[wi(l)d-screen bæddel @NINtendo_maya]

Random question for non americans: what's your country's equivalent of "thanks a lot obama"?
(i.e. an interjection where someone jokingly or seriously blames a famous politician for any bad things that happen regardless of how trivial they are or if that person is still in power)

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

The most blind of blind items, I have no idea who this is about

[Enty @entylawyer]

October 21, 2026
Blind Items Revealed #4

October 5, 2026

The nepo abs singer cheated on the actor with the nepo political guy.

Gracie Abrams/Paul Mescal/Jack Kennedy Schlossberg

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

@beanzont0ast really???? that’s disappointing

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

As a grown man I no longer have ‘nightmares’, where I’m scared by something, but rather ‘sadmares’, which cause me to wake up filled with an incredible and inexorable sense of melancholy and loss

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Did Benni McCarthy play for Rangers? I could look it up but I don’t care really

[scott @scottjf98]

AI is fucking honking man

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

finally unmuted this and it’s so much better than i could have imagined

[effie ✌︎( ᐛ )✌︎ @effieluvsapples]

friends and i watched a tubi movie this weekend and i am still in awe of this sequence and this song. dude

[helkum @he1kumwya]

unc ya headlights on

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

@_euanmillar i seem to have picked the literal worst time to start listening to the big picture

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

had liked them a lot before this and pretty much stopped listening to them immediately after this

[John Barrett @johnbarrett2468]

Whats the worst concert you've ever seen?

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Hobama son or Larry daughter

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

@grnghoultaketwo ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

@grxsxn i have been shaking my white bahooky

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

https://t.co/xmQYMS4ZYN
album title is spot on

[Travis @Travis1]

Name an athlete whose real name is so good it sounds made up. Not a nickname, the actual name on the birth certificate. Any sport, any era.

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

KILLING MYSELF

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

EA is shutting down BioWare, the studio behind ‘Dragon Age’ and ‘Mass Effect’.

The next ‘Mass Effect’ game has been cancelled as a result.

(Source: https://t.co/26yWpyozyo)

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

[apologizing to my boss] sorry I'm just a wretched worm. I didn't do everything perfectly because I'm a wretched, vile worm

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

had a dream alec baldwin died and everyone was sad and posting 30 rock clips until it was reported he died in a shootout with the cops bc he wouldn't stop threatening people for bringing up how he shot that lady

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

I keep thinking about that Vittorio Angelone, i’ll call it incident because calling it a joke would be wrong, and I can’t get my head around it. To think that mocking a woman who is in the middle of a rape trial for being raped speaks to an evil mind and heart

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

OPEN LETTER: Sally Rooney is a writer, not a terrorist. Her books must be available to the public. Their withdrawal from sale, on the basis of ill-conceived and draconian anti terror legislation, is an affront to basic principles of free speech and expression so long taken for granted in this country. We categorically reject censorship - whether direct or indirect - and urge the government to change course, amending the legislation which has led us to this point of repressive absurdity.