Daniel Knight

Arizona Ecologist Coffin Hotbox Guy

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@emmitonair Keisean Nixon
(Just ignore his CB plays)

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Golf is such a freaky ass sport wdym you had three birdies in three holes those poor birds

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Managers will be one person calling in sick from the whole place falling apart and will say things like “I think we’re good on hiring.”

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My homunculus got out and the neighbors dog tore him to shreds

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@GuruFantasyWrld Not true on Tight Ends, it’s Tucker Kraft

[𝑨𝒏𝒕 @PCK3RS]

My goal by the end of the NFL season is to hit 10K followers…

So I’ve decided to challenge myself, and with that challenge will be a Jersey Giveaway!

To enter the giveaway:
1) Like + Retweet this post
2) Follow @PCK3RS

Winner will be selected at random once we hit 10K!

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@SleeperPackers Chris Banjo

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@poe_collector Tucson

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@On3 No Arizona? Just say you don’t know ball

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@BenRabidoux If climate change wasn’t about to go ‘16 bron on the entire planet you’d be right

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@Wallop4000 Pizza Movie on Hulu had me in literal tears

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@Lasermazer @JamesAl0410008 I’ve seen this mentioned at least one other place and it definitely passes the sniff test

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One thing I’ve noticed about the age of slop is that subtitles for just about everything now have frequent little errors in them

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@low_dosage @chiweethedog What I’m seeing is that beer is almost as good as water

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@BarstoolUMN As an Arizona fan, have we ever even played you guys??

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Customers will really claim something they didn’t order and then say “I didn’t order this”

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@RedditCFB Now do teams that had first rounders in both

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@AbakpaJob “Mimic infant human cries” man get this bullshit off my feed no way you actually believe cats are capable of that level of thought/manipulation

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Idea for a bumper sticker: “All things through Christ, who fucks w me heavily”

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@eugyppius1 Someone edit in some ice cream