Andy

Eat Sleep Trains Repeat.

[Andy @andy50027]

@anon_opin This ^^^

Happens quite a lot to me, I start talking to them quieter.

[Andy @andy50027]

Word.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Town cryers should be reintroduced, but for telling everyone what bin night it is.

[Andy @andy50027]

Day 25 of our Gavin and Stacey advent sees last years finale started at 2100hrs.

Complete with cheese & biscuits & chilli jam, olives and Sun-dried tomatoes nibbles.
Xmas treat of Campervan Brewery Extra Black in an official glass.

Hope you all had a crackin Christmas.
Tidy.

[Andy @andy50027]

Beer and trains.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

On this day in 2004: Arsenal secured a third Premier League title with a 2-2 draw with Tottenham at White Hart Lane. Arsenal went on to finish the league season unbeaten. 🏆

🔴 Vieira (3’)
🔴 Pires (35’)
⚪️ Redknapp (62’)
⚪️ Keane (90+4’ [p])

[Andy @andy50027]

Haha.

[GM @Element_M1ller]

“Hang on mate, do you mind just waiting there whilst I get my phone out to record myself shouting at you?”

[Andy @andy50027]

Cuppa tea, a slice of coffee cake and birds tweeting in the background while sat in the sun at Ropley dmd.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

On this day in 2012: Arsenal recorded a memorable 5-2 win over Tottenham on their way to closing a 10-point gap between the two sides. 🤯

⚪️ Saha (4’)
⚪️ Adebayor (34’)
🔴 Sagna (40’)
🔴 van Persie (43’)
🔴 Rosicky (51’)
🔴 Walcott (65’)
🔴 Walcott (68’)

[Andy @andy50027]

Sigh.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.

[Andy @andy50027]

@KeithTheGooner Holly Willoughby was the first person I follew on Twitter.
Keiththegooner was the first person I followed on blue sky.
Sad times. 🤣🤣

[Andy @andy50027]

Haha. This.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

UK: We voted for Brexit, Boris Johnson, and Mrs Brown’s Boys. Surely there’s no one else as stupid as us!

America: Hold my beer.

[Andy @andy50027]

Nice of the pigs to queue up for treats tonight in a true open day styleee line up of name (and number) order.

🤓🤣🤣

[Andy @andy50027]

@Pandamoanimum I think it’s ok to be honest.
Adding a drop of milk to it actually enhances the flavours I found.

[Andy @andy50027]

True dat.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The biggest lie ever is on the packaging for Haribo - "one portion is a small handful, approximately 7 sweets". Fuck off, I'm eating the whole bag in 30 seconds flat.

[Andy @andy50027]

@Fred_Delicious Beaver.

[Andy @andy50027]

@fkhanage Open then sniff and if it passes that, pour.

[Andy @andy50027]

@anon_opin https://t.co/o0iCfBU4uR

Thank me later.

[Andy @andy50027]

@rablivingstone Depends where you put your 2nd nose I guess.
👃

[Andy @andy50027]

@rablivingstone Ps somewhere near my butt area to get full and unfiltered smell of my guffs.