Andy DeWiggle ➐ // Alien Andy is my world

Creative director and band dad for @wigglesos||I’m not a cannibal anymore, guys||head over heels for my husband @andyfakesos

[Andy DeWiggle ➐ // Alien Andy is my world @andy_dewiggle]

Every six months I emerge from my hut in the woods to tweet and then immediately dip

[Andy DeWiggle ➐ // Alien Andy is my world @andy_dewiggle]

@ashirwiggle YEAH IVE RETURNED FROM MY HIATUS

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hey guys

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@ashirwiggle HI

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@MichaelCliggle HI

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@irwigglelemont Awesome. I’m expensive.

[Andy DeWiggle ➐ // Alien Andy is my world @andy_dewiggle]

@irwigglelemont How many wiggle coins am I worth?

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@irwigglelemont The important question is which member?

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@irwigglelemont How much is a wiggle coin worth? Can I invest it in offshore accounts?

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I’ll give assorted vegetables to whoever can tell me what I missed in the half a year since I’ve been on Twitter

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@irwigglelemont

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@irwigglelemont Bought like bribes, right? Please say it was bribes.

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@irwigglelemont This is news to me. You must have made a fortune, I demand my cut of the sales.

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@irwigglelemont Was I ever gone in the first place?

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@irwigglelemont WHAT????

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Also shout out to my daughter @ILOVEWIGGLESOS and @MGCKIERRA whose endless enthusiasm has always made me smile. If anyone wants to follow or chat, my main account is @laughingyetis. My dms are always open.

[Andy DeWiggle ➐ // Alien Andy is my world @andy_dewiggle]

Hey guys. This is my official resignation from wigglesos. Looking back, starting wigglesos and becoming apart of allsos was among the best decisions I've ever made, but it's time for me to move on into new things. Thank you for everyone who supported us in this. I'm so grateful +

[Andy DeWiggle ➐ // Alien Andy is my world @andy_dewiggle]

to have brightened your lives just a little bit. I especially want to thank my wigglesos brothers, who have been and continue to be some of my closest friends, as well as the (actual) love of my life @AndyfakeSOS, who has helped me through so much.

[Andy DeWiggle ➐ // Alien Andy is my world @andy_dewiggle]

@AndyfakeSOS I love you most💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚