Andrew

bisexual mess - he/him

[Andrew @andy_elliot_]

Imagine if baby humans got zoomies like baby animals do. Like an infant just sprinting around your house

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I’m done with mental illness now can that be over please I’d like to move on

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Op shop finds of the day

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Twee?? Gorpcore?

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Me googling what the new style tag means every time I list something on Depop

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How bout a song about chronic illness too… where did she come from I needed this music years ago

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How did she get this so accurate

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Wait am I the golden retriever boyfriend with adhd?

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If people legally have to clean up after their dogs why do mounted police get to leave massive piles of horse shit all over the city
- sincerely, someone who almost stepped in shit getting off the bus

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The world is a shrimp and we’re just living in it

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The other night I had a dream that I was a microbe inside a shrimp and now I’m questioning my entire existence

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Not exactly sure how to process that my nanna just died

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@AlxanderMcTwink The other week I helped a trans girl buy her first bra it was very 🥺

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Boyfriend getting covid 🤝 my love language being acts of service

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My medical acne cream: avoid applying to open wounds and inflammation
My acne: entirely made up of open wounds and inflammation

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Dentist really tell you your tongue is probably going to be numb for the rest of the day then half an hour later ask you to ‘see how that tooth feels’ using said numb tongue

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Scientists that discovered little penguins: wow this is the smallest penguin in the world, what should we call it?!
Some guy, first day on the job: I have a brilliant idea

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Vampires get rich by clearing out their wardrobe every 50 years and selling it all as ‘authentic vintage’ on depop

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Ya boy got himself a adhd diagnosis today