Andy Hedlund

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨 A Chattanooga cop rescues a mother and two children from a burning apartment and the Ring doorbell footage is incredible.

Officer Eli Rogers arrived to find flames blocking the front door and a family trapped inside. He didn't wait.
He went in, got them out, and made sure everyone survived.

"I tried to thank him… That's my whole world. That's my daughter." — Rachel Blaylock

[Todd Sadowski @ToddFox43]

There are good guys in sports and then there's Aaron Ness .. the @TheHersheyBears Captain has now played in more Bears playoff games (75) than any other defenseman in franchise history. A warrior on the ice and devoted family man, he thanked his better half for holding down the fort at home while he pursues his dream

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

This may be the most articulate response I’ve ever heard to this question.

[Andy Hedlund @andy_hedlund]

@RepShriThanedar Pure evil

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots.

When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times.

And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

[Jonathan Dusing @Dusing]

The ❌ spent 25 years on top of Xcel Energy Center. Now she's in my front yard, ready to celebrate every @mnwild goal this playoffs. (I made some upgrades)

GO WILD. Beat the Stars!
Norm Green Sucks

[Andy Hedlund @andy_hedlund]

@ericswalwell Fuckin loser

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Eight years ago, 16 innocent lives were lost in the Humboldt Broncos bus crash.

Today, we remember them, we support the survivors, and pray for the families who live with this loss every day, the Broncos organization, and the entire Western Canadian hockey community. #HumboldtStrong

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

In 1976 on Saturday Night Live, Joe Cocker performed as the musical guest when John Belushi suddenly appeared beside him. Belushi delivered his now-famous exaggerated impersonation, mimicking Cocker.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I was a kid, adults didn’t give two shits about safety. No helmets, no seatbelts, billowing clouds of second-hand smoke, playgrounds equipped for Navy SEAL training. But if you tried to use a pair of scissors they freaked the fuck out. So we got these dull motherfuckers.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Mr. President, please consider Gary Sinise for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I can’t think of a more noble civilian in America.

[Andy Hedlund @andy_hedlund]

@GOPMajorityWhip Hope you’re right but I’ll believe it when I see it

[Andy Hedlund @andy_hedlund]

@SecScottBessent Well, I think everyone knows who the ringleaders are. At least in Minnesota, anyway. Is water boarding still a thing?

[Andy Hedlund @andy_hedlund]

@IlhanMN Feeling the walls closing in?

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

STOP IT!!!😂😂😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

When life gives you lemons... ⛓️

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Exhausted Nation Wishes Minnesota Would Be Normal For Like Five Minutes https://t.co/NtmALxOBqi

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Good night, sweet prince. We’ll never forget your spirit fingers, Timmy!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Put the flag of Minnesota back