Andy Irvine

Experienced Magento developer, photographer, and cook. Avid videogamer and fan of latest technologies, games, and really bad jokes.

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

Because the trains have been SHIT today, I've had to get a taxi both ways, in and out the city centre. @northernassist get your fucking shit together!!

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

Well, @Ticketmaster were utterly shite today, kicking me out of the queue for #oasis tickets several times since dead early this morning. Couldn't even get one, let alone two for me and my brother. Entire day wasted! Won't be using them again, that's for sure.

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

@NintendoStoreUK Would be better if you prioritised the TYD preorder items that people ordered but didn't get cos they went "out of stock"

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

A couple of missionaries just called round uninvited. As I was politely shooing them away, they asked if I've heard of the book of Mormon. I told them I heard it's a very good musical, before closing the door.

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@AffieLockhart

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Happy 31st Biffdai to @AffieLockhart you gorgeous peep! 💜

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

As a little treat after tidying and cleaning the house, I got myself a Parmo 😋 Haven't had one in quite a while. A different one this time though; it has mac+cheese added to it.

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I ordered a lychee ice-cream in a dream last night but woke up before I could have it. Disappointed doesn't cut it 😣

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@EggKayonnaise You'd need £3200 right? Ya can't just get one. Should be a pair 😜

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@TedMarsupial @AffieLockhart I'm from Boro and I too can confirm it's accurate 😂

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

Don't go licking no lampposts today 👅

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

I think putting a smart plug on my electric blanket may be the single most genius thing I've ever done 🧠 🧠

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

@AffieLockhart @dancinglemurs_ I claim one nude voucher plz 🤣

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@AffieLockhart Love you too, you great oaf! 🤣

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

Thank you everyone who came out for early birthday drinks yesterday at @PixelBars! Tagging everyone I can lol @AffieLockhart @EggKayonnaise @Rachum89 @TheRevolverine @PullFocus_

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

@AffieLockhart Sound advice, that 😁 Get plenty of rest and fluids (wine doesn't count), and get well soon! 💜

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

OMFG today's the day! It's #Affies30th birthday!!
@AffieLockhart happy birthday you beautiful bastard!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Andy Irvine @andy_irvine]

Jesus, he had a whip as well? Dirty bugger 😂