Andreas Jakobi

[Tesla Manufacturing @gigafactories]

End of an era: Decommissioning the original Model S & X assembly line in just 46 days

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

@alojohhardcore It looks like not all Germans use the Sparbuch💸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

God Bless America

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Foreigner who became a citizen in 2018 sits at Washington's desk, flanked by migrants, for America 250

Deliberate symbolism of conquest

[AfD @AfD]

Wir bitten um Verständnis für den Bundeskanzler. Merz hat sich so sehr daran gewöhnt, die miserable Leistung seiner CDU schönzureden, dass er einfach nicht mehr anders kann. #WM26 #DFBTeam

[naiive @naiivememe]

Women with family vs Woke women

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

Elon isn't holding back the TSLA share price with the robotaxi rollout; he’s simply going to massively ramp up CapEx spending.
He has no interest in a high TSLA share price—even though he acts like he does (e.g., the $1 billion purchase in September 2025 and the compensation package).
He’s a marketing genius, and people here will swallow anything.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

How to succeed in the Democratic Party in 2026:

1. Be a Muslim or convert.

2. Openly declare that you hate America and want to destroy it.

3. Openly support Hamas.

That’s it.

Meet those three requirements and you’ll automatically be considered a ‘progressive.’ The new Palestine-first Democratic base will vote for you in droves.

[Warren Redlich - Chasing Dreams 🇺🇸 @WR4NYGov]

America has two political parties

Republican and Hamas

[Ulf Poschardt @ulfposh]

geil, dass das niemand juckt

[naiive @naiivememe]

not hentaivirus, not ebola, not covid, this is the most dangerous virus in the world : WOKE MIND VIRUS

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

@JOBhakdi Jo, unfortunately there is no future for $TSLA stock. I suspect you believe that by now, too. Elon is going to let the stock drop to low $300s, then pay off shareholders with his inflated SpaceX currency at a little premium and position himself as the savior.

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

@bradsferguson Bradford, unfortunately there is no future for $TSLA. I suspect you believe that by now, too. Elon is going to let the stock drop to $300, then pay off shareholders with his inflated SpaceX currency and position himself as the savior (perhaps at $420.69)🥲

[NVIDIA AI Infrastructure @NVIDIAAIInfra]

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[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

@The_AI_Investor $META for sure

[Ethan @0xEthan]

"You lost how much money this week?"

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

@GrumpyDude1968 @Nick86LGM @elonmusk He cashed out big time on the Twitter acquisition at peak prices and sold it to everyone as a move to save free speech.

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

@MrMikeInvesting Maybe it’s to pricy at the moment…

[Andreas Jakobi @andy_jakobi]

Nächstes Jahr kommt der Merger mit Tesla. Es muss schnell gehen, solange die Republikaner noch im WH sitzen. Elon wird den Tesla-Aktionären aber kein großes Premium zahlen, dafür ist er zu skrupellos. (btw die Aktie läuft seit vier! Jahren seitwärts)
Er ist mittlerweile ein Serienlügner und es wird immer schlimmer. Die ETF-Sparer zahlen den absurden Preis für die 2T-Bewertung von SpaceX.
Ich würde Abstand vom IPO halten und jetzt auch $TSLA verkaufen. Es gibt so viele andere großartige Unternehmen – siehe $NVDA, $MU etc. – mit deutlich weniger Risiko.