andykin basswalker

University of Montana /
Andy's my name and croquet's my game and I'm better than Albert

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

Bye Twitter maybe I'll see you again? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me: hello sharks! don't u just hate it when you open a cabinet and all the tupperwares fall out?

marc: yep
lori: mhmm
kevin: yes
barbara: *nods*

me: yeah, me too. it fuckin sucks. anyway, let me tell you about my product, i can't believe it's not i can't believe it's not butter

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Trump blames the synagogue for not using protection, I blame his father for the same thing.

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

[invention of fish net stockings]

fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net!

fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little ... hot?

fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn

[✨ @Iilithsternin]

parks and rec be like:

👩🏼 👨🏻 🤨 🤪 👩🏻 👦🏾
/🌳\ /🎷\ /❄️\ /🎸\ /🐶\ /💰\
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👩🏿 😣 👩🏽 😁
/💅🏻\ /⚠️\ /🏥\ /🏃🏻‍♂️\
| | | | | | | | 👉🏻

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

@awesomeeda Girl i feel, the next 14 days are forecasted to be foggy and rainy/snowy

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

This is the happiest I've felt in quite a while and I hope you all are finding the happiness too

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

No Nut November hasn't even started and I've already lost

[cindy lou @theclaireberna1]

jake and i were arguing over who gets aux and he's like i got a fire song so i'm like ight n then he starts playing price tag by jesse jay so now he gets aux all the time no questions asked

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

Honestly like all the people that work at the dining halls are so nice

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

Is this a new AP Calc free response question? #APCalc

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Escalator out of control at metro station in Rome, causing multiple injuries

[Casey @SuspiciouslyFay]

Me talking with an army recruiter: yeah I’ve never thought about joining the army but I do have an uncle who does push ups so I get the whole mindset

[Hannah Engebretson @HannahWiedebush]

out of staters on the interstate in SoDak: *going 70-75* “wow 80mph is so fast!!! This isn’t safe, there’s no way I’m going 80!!!”

South Dakotans on the interstate in SoDak: *driving with a knee, going 93mph, double fisting pizza slices* “GET OUTTA THE WAY GRANDPA”

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

Challenge accepted you arrogant swine

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

Her: I love you but...

Him: but what?

Her:

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

@Griffnis @autumnisnot I love yooouuuuuu

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

I wonder if the ancient Greeks new that they would one day be representing frats and sororities and their drinking habits

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

@sushicompanion I walked past a herd of them today and almost got intoxicated through the air

[andykin basswalker @andy_lloyd217]

@JonathanMiklos Dude cocaine isn't illegal