Andy Summers

If I was a funnier man this bit would be funny but I'm not so it isn't

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@GBNEWS Maybe it would be ungenerous to suggest that if @nathalieelpicke had spend more time with her husband he wouldn't be out touching up his assistants and getting sacked. She's an MP by default.

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

🏆 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 🏆

Congratulations to @samuelpaulperr2 on picking up the Supporters Young Player of the Season award, which is presented in association with @walsallfctrust & Co-operative Travel

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

🏆 To start our end of season awards off, we'd like to place on record our thanks for the support we have received this season

It's been an incredibly difficult year & the support we have had as a club has been fantastic, especially from those who left their money in the club!

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

🏆 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 🏆

Congratulations to @kins1996 who picks up his second award of the year!

The Supporters Player of the Season award is presented in association with @walsallfctrust & Co-Operative Travel

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

🏆 𝙂𝙤𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 🏆

🚀 Congratulations to @EmanPaddyO, who is the winner of this year's Goal of the Season award for his rocket against @TranmereRovers

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@BBCNews RIP little man. Thoughts and prayers with the family

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@Route66Justice He's as connected as a kibbutz! (I stole that from The Thick of it)

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

Walsall Football Club are saddened to learn of the passing of lifelong supporter Alan Wesson.

Our thoughts are with his friends and family at this sad time

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@WFCOfficial RIP Alan. I didn't personally know him but have seen him at the games many times.
Sleep well mate

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@CTWarriorMonkey I read in a published book that @jongaunt wanked into bras thinking of his Dads girlfriend.
Not my words Michael, the words of Jonathan Charles Gaunt

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@Jan_208 I read this week that every road sign for London is measured to Charing Cross. Every day is a school day

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

This is me with cheese. It's like crack to me and as Super Hans says "Crack is very moorish"

[JAN @Jan_208]

@andy_summers20 If I don't buy any, I forget about it, but if I've bought it, I can't stop thinking about it until it's gone 😆

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@CTWarriorMonkey If I recall @jongaunt openly conversed with a bloke who he suspected would beat up somebody who claimed he was an obese thief?
Hey fatty, I know you are an morbidly obese thief so bring on your hitman (and the arsehole son in law who is poking your wife's daughter)

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@CTWarriorMonkey He made a right tit of himself

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@GruntJonty @jongaunt He stole money off me for this book that was never delivered.
@jongaunt is a thief.
He went on holiday with his mate and pissed the money he stole up the wall with his Gary Glitter type Cambodian holidaying roommate.
I'm getting the word...............

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@Jan_208 I can go 6 months with no cheese and then will go on a 4 week cheese bender where it's all I eat

[ian smith @smifdah]

@Crap_Portraits Alan Carr with long hair...

[Jon Adams @jonadams1970]

@Crap_Portraits Is it Alan Carr? Or the wife of @jongaunt (Olive from off the buses)

[Andy Summers @andy_summers20]

@Route66Justice @Simpleasfat @ASA_UK I thought he had been banned from making health claims about his diet.
I know he claimed it cured erectile dysfunction but I suspected this is because his Mrs is an ugly muntter and The obesity was just an excuse so he didn't have to poke her.
@jongaunt can't get it up

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

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