Warbler

History Graduate, Law Master (supposedly)

[Warbler @andy_warby]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was?

[Warbler @andy_warby]

@RLukeSmallwood Been in the position so many times, players stopped playing. Eriksen saying Twente wanted it more made it clear. Question is, who do we get in?

[Football Tipster @Footy_Tipster]

Who did it better? 🕺🏼

[Warbler @andy_warby]

Here we go

[Warbler @andy_warby]

@VodafoneUK @glastonbury 8

[Warbler @andy_warby]

Giving “give it giggsy till the end of the seasons” vibes

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

The Rt Hon @David_Cameron has been appointed Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs @FCDOGovUK

[Warbler @andy_warby]

This coming from a bloke that spat a greeny at a kid🙃

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

Jamie Carragher: “One of the most distasteful incidents of all occurred during the friendly with Borussia Dortmund in July, when new signing Andre Onana started yelling at Maguire, in my view disgracefully playing to the gallery to endear himself to United fans.” [@TeleFootball]

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

* Judges can already give whole life terms for the worst offenders. We - literally - saw it this week.

* We are setting trial dates in 2025. This makes you less safe. Will they fix that?

* On Friday, 29% of courtrooms sat empty despite c.60k pending cases. Will they fix that?

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

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[Brothers Cider @BrothersCider]

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[Warbler @andy_warby]

@VodafoneUK @glastonbury 9 📱

[Warbler @andy_warby]

@RLukeSmallwood I’d much rather listen to some Saudi comms than hear Savage bang on about Rashford up top ever again. Makes it worse he was seemingly right 🤣

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Nadhim Zahawi tells shopkeeper he has 37p worth of penny chews in his bag - but the shopkeeper checks himself and finds there are actually £23m worth of sweets in there

[Balls.ie @ballsdotie]

Did Roy Keane make this? 👀🤣 #FIFAWorldCup

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Let me say it loud and clear, United rule the world ‼️

[Warbler @andy_warby]

@Duffy1992_ Just a shite excuse from Southgate, Foden not starting either game is scandalous

[utdreport @utdreport]

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Since Sir Alex left, I saw no evolution in the club. Nothing had changed. He knows better than anybody that the club is not on the path they deserve to be. He knows. Everyone knows." [@PiersUncensored]