Andy

This too shall pass

[Olabimpe @_MsAlade]

H1 2026.
- Got promoted at work
- Bought myself my first car
- Learned to drive & got my license
- Finally started my orthodontic treatment
- Visited one of my dream cities finally
- Completed growth track
- Started my gym & fitness journey.

Excited for H2 already!

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇬🇭 @Sp1thfc]

2 world cups is worth like 4 - 5 UCLs it changes everything with kylian ibr.

He could not win a UCL for the rest of his career but these two WCs will still stamp him in very very uncomfortable convos

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

A few days ago, it was rigged in favor of Argentina btw.

[Piero HINCAPIE @Dentalgiorgio]

GEJ was an "Omo Ibo"

[We$t @flygodT]

Getting worked up by APCCG’s Daddy GO in 2026 is a choice, learn to not take him seriously anymore. He has given you several reasons not to over the years.

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

I feel like this never happens, all the very best turning up at the same tournament

[YOU'RE JOKING! @toonithecreator]

If you speak with an average (redacted) elder, this is their stance btw. Change it to an Igbo President and you will see wonders.

Given up on them a long time ago. That's why I don't discuss politics with them anymore.

[Sarauta Maryam @SarautaMaryam]

As a certified worker of RCCG, I can say this unapologetically: this is the most tribalistic church in the history of mankind.

Tribal bigots. Top to bottom!

[/sæməʊælfræd/ @samoalfred]

I like how he effectively shamed his supporters. Now they have to come up with another line of defense.

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

What is the moral of this skit, if it's motivated by the ongoing “Akara” debate?

You people are being unfair to Pella, because a lot of these skit makers aren't very different from him.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

Keep making stupid contents instead of calling out bad governance.

[Berlisse🤍 @BerlofMonaco]

All this akara jokes are actually very stupid

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

What did we do to deserve the people with fame in this country 😭😭😭

Country have protested for less but here everything is comedy

[Andy @andyadej0h]

@ojiima_ As una no wan appreciate the guy

[Andy @andyadej0h]

Bring Amad to the bridge

[Peperemps @Adesewaemmy]

VC, not God. VC of a government institution being funded with taxpayers money. Again, VC not God. This amount of karamo for a tweet that was made in distress. Who is she that she cannot be reached on phone ?

[Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour @GRVlagos]

The flooding we are witnessing across Lagos is yet another reminder that waste management, stormwater drainage, and urban planning are inseparable. You cannot neglect one and expect the others to function effectively.

For over two decades, Lagosians have endured devastating floods while the APC government has offered little beyond excuses and reactive interventions.

Despite repeated promises, the city continues to flood year after year, with no comprehensive drainage strategy or innovative approach to building a climate-resilient Lagos.

Sadly, poorly regulated sand filling, unchecked development, the destruction of wetlands, and weak urban planning have displaced several vulnerable communities and exposed millions of residents to damaged homes, ruined vehicles, lost businesses, and reduced productivity.

Annoyingly, ordinary Lagosians continue to bear the cost of government failure.

Lagos deserves more than “continuity,” from a group of kleptocrats with fancy resume: It deserves leadership with the vision, competence, and political will to implement proactive, innovative, and sustainable solutions that make our city safer, more resilient, and more livable for everyone.
#Ourlagos

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

We have successfully uploaded the name of our Presidential Candidate, His Excellency, Mr. Peter Obi, CON to the INEC Portal.

Keep the faith, We are in this together. ✌🏻✅

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

When I was teaching at one of these big private schools years ago, one day the parent of one of my students couldn't pick them up because of a roadblock.

She asked if I could help bring the kids to where she had parked her car.

I stopped an okada. These kids couldn't even climb on the bike; the oldest was around 9 years old at the time.

They had never ever climbed an okada before in their lives.

I had to carry them one after the other. I took one, went and came back, then the second, then the third.

That's when it hit me that different realities produce different perspectives.

Never assume your experience is universal.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

lol. Last week: Nigerians in the UK were busy shouting that they’re using Nigeria as their payment location and paying in Nigeria while in the UK.

You’ve not seen anything, Shea you people must tweet everything you do.