AndyH

Retired derivs guy, likes shares, family, cars and dogs. We all end as dust, enjoy it….

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@ShabanaMahmood You never stop to ask why …

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@LUDENClassics Simon is great, ex Maranello, Egham

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@nazirafzal And 3 times more likely to grow up in a family with an absent father. Maybe this is a statistic which correlates with levels of violent crime by ethnicity

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@LUDENClassics

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

The Mandy Files — 2. May 2025
Another zinger from Cabinet Minister Pat McFadden to Mandelson:
‘Every meeting I have is “who can we tax in order to pay benefits to others”. They’re asking the wrong questions.’
Wow! Just wow!!

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@AndrewHWestern Wow, the stupid is strong here.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Never forget in 2003 Keir Starmer won the case that gave illegal migrants access to UK benefits. Twenty three years later, we're living in the chaos he created.

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@PiQSuite @GBPolitcs Nah, that’s all gone now that they’ll all vote Muslim(Green)

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@FatBloaterFX Well done fella, you did him proud. It’s never easy at the end, you made it special for him

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

Wow, he owned a call spread.
Groundbreaking..

[Jack @Jackkk]

Mark Cuban explains how he pulled off one of Wall Street’s greatest trades

“When Yahoo offered us $5.7B in stock, I couldn’t sell it for six months”

“So what I did was I took every penny that I had and shorted the internet index as protection, basically taking insurance out in case the internet bubble popped”

“When I was allowed to sell it, because I couldn’t sell it all at once, it would just crater the market, so I did something called a hedge”

“What the hedge is, you can sell options. So I sold call options, which gave somebody else the right to buy my shares at a higher price in the future”

“I took that money and used it to buy puts, which protected me in case the price of my stock went down”

“When it popped, I actually made more money. It was called one of the top 10 trades in Wall Street history”

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@ArchRose90 Will be soon …

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

This bodes well … 😢

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@BBCPolitics Gook luck with this …

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@Timoldland Bottom buttons on their waistcoats, oh dear …

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election.

He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued.

{satire}

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

Coming to an HMO near you ..

[Shabana Mahmood MP @ShabanaMahmood]

This Labour government will close all asylum hotels for good.

[Yossi BenYakar @YossiBenYakar]

BBC doesn't want this to go viral.

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@AllisonPearson Beggars belief, the exact opposite of a positive role model

[AndyH @andyandyAH]

@benjaminhopton @wayne_m159 @L_33_H @BMW