Andy B-Man

Quietly content with life here in paradise.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@MoSalah You’re too old and too slow to play that football anymore, that’s why LFC are kicking you out. You’ve turned into a grumpy old man, and you’re showing your true colours. You’re just another fucking grub. Bye bye.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@FLOTUS Imagine if Kimmel was shot at by complete strangers. What if a bullet hit him, live on stage?

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@FCBayern @BPete1970 Absolute class.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@ClownWorld Yeah! Get out the fucking road!

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@WHATSFORDlNNER On the chips. Can’t beat chips n gravy.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@TheBarmyArmy Pink ball cricket should never have ‘test’ status. Play with a pink ball for sure, just don’t award it ‘test’ coz it ain’t. It’s a complete lottery.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@SpeakerPelosi He must of liked his whores, eh Nancy? Love Bobby, hate you.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@RobertKennedyJr Cassidy. One of Bobby’s finest.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@EmpireStateBldg @GratefulDead The Dead wrote the soundtrack to my life. Rest in Peace, Bobby X

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir @GratefulDead

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@bbctms So, Cricket Australia is succession planning. That’s not racist. It’s something every organisation does to not look fucking stupid. Oz doesn’t play another test for 8 months, when Khawaja will be near 40. Plenty of young hungry cricketers waiting in the wings.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@Lemonbriz The clue is in the ribbon colour. Mason Mount.

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@AlboMP You haven’t visited a single Jew in hospital. You are a disgusting piece of shit. Karma is on the way.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@AlboMP You fucking nazi bastard. You didn’t pay respect to the Jewish dead. Fuck you, Hitler. You get what you deserve. Karma will intervene.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@BillyMeredithMU I’m pretty close to Bondi and am disgusted. These arabs need to be kicked out of Australia. Preferably shot dead and dumped at sea. I’d shit in their mouths and piss in their eye sockets. I’d slash their cocks in two, cut their balls off and pour acid on them. Fucking vile people

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@YourAnonOne Why didn’t he shoot the cunt??

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@rowandean Piece of shit.

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@TomMUFC8 You get that nazi bastard Taylor to delete his message about Pauline Hanson and the deaths at Bondi. That’s all. Or there’s fucking trouble.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@thelarrytaylor @PaulineHansonOz If I fucking see you at a Man United march at OT, you are fucking dead. Do you know what you are saying? You are fucking scum.

[Andy B-Man @andyb270267]

@Utdcen Elite? Bollocks. Older? Maybe. I saw Keano at Manchester Airport one day after a flight home from Glasgow in May 2006.