theandyballoch

general idiot + I sometimes make spicy content- OF link below 🫠

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

Dad: you should put another few bottles of bubbles in the fridge
Me: it’s not even 3pm!
Dad: it’s been a long year.

And THAT is a fucking mood I appreciate.

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

I guess… who wants my alt? 🤣

[Melissa McGlensey @OhHeyMeliss]

Announcing the first line up! And what a line up it is. The acts throwing it back on Oct 7th include...
@TomCBallard
@vidyarrrr
@andyballoch
@talldarkfunny
and Samantha Andrew!

Tix on sale now, don't miss out!
https://t.co/BMDdIZazOu

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

@fwmelb Lolllk

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

Genuinely, what happens if I say cis here?

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

No one else at my work is on threads so now I am the witch that comes to the castle, bearing prophecy of tomorrow https://t.co/D415wkUINX

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

@Adam86Valentine LOLLLL

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

HOLY CANNOLI! I’m bringing my Golden Gibbo™️nominated show ‘Am I the drama?’ back for ONE LAST TIME! See you in October!

https://t.co/W6iUt0aUNd

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

@MrHunterSmith Pls tell me this is the Rathdowne st post office

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

@samxmcgowan Lean in, I say! Howl at the moon. Bring a cake to work for Sandra, even if there isn’t a Sandra there. ESPECIALLY if there isn’t a Sandra there. Say things like “oh, just like the warden told me they would” under your breath.

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

Don’t mind me, just writing two very different shows, both of which are about death. This should be fun.

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT! (don’t make the rulez sorry)

https://t.co/mkBU2Yhi1S

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

Even the earth’s crust is like “padam padam”

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

@micomfestival was an absolute slay 🔪🩸

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

Quick question: was there, like, a Vince Colosimo tour of ‘98 where he went to EVERY. SINGLE. PIZZA. SHOP? That genuinely seems like what has happened.

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

Fuck @micomfestival for honouring a transphobe while trans folk are being targeted, attacked, and killed the world over.

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

This year’s @micomfestival belongs to @gilliancosgriff and I will be hearing absolutely nothing else on the matter.

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

@irlpal Pls stop being so goddamn kewt

[theandyballoch @andyballoch]

@SimonePulga Oh sorry, I’ve started dating, so that was me

[ArtsHub @ArtsHub]

★★★★☆ 'Balloch's romp through history and contemporary times takes in light and shade.'

@andyballoch's Am I the Drama? is playing at @micomfestival until 23 April:

#micf #comedy #review #standup #whatsonmelbourne
https://t.co/6LcPOhQqEG