Andy Blomme

Retired Coast Guard Officer/Affordable housing Advocate/Parrothead. “Everything in moderation, including moderation.” - Oscar Wilde

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Hoo-DA-HOO! This is fantastic!

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

Hey @WalmartInc - at your WM SC on 4550 Kester Mill Road in Winston Salem, NC to make return at Services Desk during store hours. Told area closed. Store mgr not on site. Closing Services Desk during store hours not a good look. Thanks to Team Leader Corinne who saved the day.

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

@JimGraytweetz Having been unable to put "Killers of the Flower Moon" down while reading it, I've been eagerly awaiting the film version for three years now. Can't wait to see it!

[Jim Gray (The former Chief) @JimGraytweetz]

I was fortunate enough to get a private screening of the film, Killers of the Flower Moon earlier this month. Having been marginally released from my NDA with the premiere of the film today at Cannes, I have a few thoughts.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

This guy has never made a bad TikTok

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

Tracy Austin for Peg Blomme https://t.co/Z4aG27MvmL via @BookCameo

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

@TheAtlantic Looks like a great virtual event is happening! Just wish my prior registration let me into it...

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

@armenianFiona But you tweeted when you should’ve faxed...

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

Peg puts the flame in flambé!

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

@helenprejean Preach Sister!

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

I’ve ALWAYS thought palindromes were cool:

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

@JenMc623 Excuse me, but I believe you meant, “Wawa all the way-way”

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

Out for a run this morning:

“I’m sorry stupid human...are you unaware what “social distancing” means?”

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

@Diana_Correll Good morning, Diana! What’s up with the Coast Guard lately? Used to see a couple of stories every day, now see about that many in a week.

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

I tried this but it just doubled my lack of coordination...

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

This is what Latinos are doing in quarantine while the rest of y’all watch that weird Tiger dude.

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

When you’re mostly holed-up in your home but you make occasional grocery runs, you’re in “QUASI-TINE.”

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

Not sure why a law enforcement officer can’t see the problem with this line of reasoning.

[Andy Blomme @AndyBlomme]

@OrchidiaG Maybe not...but some of your leaves look like they’ve had some work that didn’t “take.” Maybe your photographer should take a few steps back in the future...just sayin’.