Andy Bohm

Privacy Engineering @google Berklee grad.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

Oops. My finger slipped and I bought a McLaren.

Thank god I was playing a video game or I'd be screwed right now.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

I would very much like to thank @Fender Guitars for steering my @YouTube recommendations away from the nightmares of US politics and general Fear of AI.

Also, good luck with THAT.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

Leave it to the Irish to put potatoes on their pizza and still blame the French. 😆

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@BentleyAudrey I never thought I’d see a gas station where the sushi was the safer bet.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

I love that the Banksy "unveiling"* didn't find another Andy Warhol, Salvador Dali or Basquiat, but instead found a guy with all the style and flair of John Goodman.

*I mean, if it's really him.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@blackroomsec Also, damn you autocorrect.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@blackroomsec I’m still confused as to how we got Indians Jones 5 where THERE WAS NEVER A FOURTH ONE.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

For those wondering how well the shrubs are protecting Molly Malone’s boobs…

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@Hushes My plan is to build one myself next time I move. For now? No space.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

I keep looking for stands big enough for my guitar collection. This one seems to have… issues.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

NOPE.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

I've decided to modernize. From now on, the voices in my head are "Agents."

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

I for one am looking forward to the @paramountplus @warnerbros merger as it means we can finally get the @TrekProdigyRoom @TheAnimaniacs crossover we deserve.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@EvoAnubis @oelma__ Damn right.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@BentleyAudrey My mom: “If I hear one more peep out of you kids, I’m washing your mouth out with soap!”

Me: “Peep.”

Yeeeahh…. I deserved it.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@AskRoyal_Dutch Did you not see me yell at and report the other two scammers, Megan?

Did you learn NOTHING, Megan???

Go away.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@AirFranceKLM_UK Ah, thanks so much, Delvin. Go find another innocent victim to scam.

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

Ah nice. The @KLM app just let me know I can still upgrade my seats on the flight they canceled an hour ago. That’s convenient!

[Andy Bohm @andybohm]

@c1_pato Thanks so much for responding, fake customer service scammer. Do us all a favor and drop dead.