Andy Boron

Former Sabres writer, current teacher, future tag team champion.

[NAHreally @_nahreally_]

you gotta read books man i’m sorry to say it

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

How 'The Midnight Boys' Became Your Favorite Nerd’s Favorite Podcast https://t.co/HMsVFQLz9y

[Pokemon Jewels @pokemonjewels]

togepi is cheering for you!

[Dre Horizon @drehorizon]

I’m shutting down the Strait

[Andy Boron @andyboron]

The refs are not great, but if the Spurs are gonna shoot 65% the whole game, Knicks might as well just go home now.

[Andy Boron @andyboron]

Star Spangled Banner modulation! That whole rendition was fantastic. #FinalsAnalysis

[Thurman Thomas @thurmanthomas]

1-0 @BuffaloSabres

[Brayton J. Wilson @BraytonJWilson]

Had a guy, who called himself a psychic, call me three times today. He told me that the #Bills will win the Super Bowl in 2027, and the #Sabres will win the Stanley Cup in 2026. Take that for what it’s worth.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

On what might be the final day of the Sabres playoff drought, one last look...

[Andy Boron @andyboron]

@colingannon The only acceptable use of AI

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn’t have a budget issue—it has a values issue.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fisherman dialogue in Pokemon games after you one-shot their 4 magikarp

[Tomris Laffly @TomiLaffly]

SIR IAN MCKELLEN. He is doing so many things here at once: giving an acting lesson, giving a history lesson, emphasizing the power of arts, AND eloquently speaking against ICE & silencing anti-immigrant bigotry.

Wow…..

[Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall]

With the new Muppet Show special, Seth Rogen and company finally did the thing every Muppets fan has been asking for forever: They just made The Muppet Show again. My review: https://t.co/hrCx3InxsS

[Andy Boron @andyboron]

@GoodsOnSports I have several "hat trick hats" that I only wear to hockey games and nowhere else. The nice hats don't go to the arena.

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

An extraordinary paragraph. https://t.co/4FH7q8XzSU