Andres C. Cardenas

UT MPA. Small Business Owner

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

This isn’t right.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

60 Minutes directly calls out its parent company, Paramount, following the resignation of executive producer Bill Owens

[Lucas Holtz @LucasHoltz__]

Trump: the Great Depression wouldn’t have happened “if they had stayed with the tariffs.”

Reality:

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Bryson Stott hitting a first pitch lefty lefty grand slam after the crowd was just singing his walk up song… top 10 piece of content to ever exist

[Brandon Van Zee @BrandonVanZee]

🇺🇸 This Jamie Dimon rant is worth a listen $JPM

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

7 years ago today….BLOCKED BY JAMES

[Andres C. Cardenas @andyboyc]

@hugocdiaz

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

when your league mate airs out your lowball trade offer in the Sleeper chat:

[Lakers Daily @LakersDailyCom]

38-year-old LeBron James with a torn tendon in his foot that needed surgery is STILL better than your favorite player when it matters most

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Kevin Harlan. What a call

[Andres C. Cardenas @andyboyc]

@hugocdiaz

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

tag a league mate who makes you feel like this:

[Andres C. Cardenas @andyboyc]

👑

[ESPN @espn]

The King takes his throne 👑

LeBron passes Kareem for No. 1 on the all-time scoring list 👏

[Peter Zeihan @PeterZeihan]

I keep looking at this and keep discovering new insights. Def one of the best graphics I've ever seen.

[drake c. toll show, westwood one @drakectollshow]

that time oklahoma’s mike leach created an entirely fake play sheet to go up 17-0 on texas.

it’s far and away my favorite leach story. he was the only one crest enough to ever do it.

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

During Congressional Gold Medal ceremony for Jan. 6 police, representatives of those receiving awards shake hands with Schumer then walk past McConnell and McCarthy.

[Rob Tornoe @RobTornoe]

40 days, 40 chickens. Why?

"It just seemed right. And I think the people of Philadelphia and maybe even the world would agree."

Is chicken your favorite food?

"Nah, I hate chicken."

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

ASTROS WIN THE WORLD SERIES

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

It’s horrible what Joe Biden and the his radical socialist policies have done to Boris Johnson’s economy.