Andy Alton

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

There’s only one thing I like about Donald Trump: His routine ability to make absolute fools out of his supporters by suddenly forcing them to defend something they’ve spent years loudly being against.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Worms really keep trying to cross the sidewalk in the hot sun.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

It’s crazy how people idealizing 2016 rarely acknowledge that it was the last year in pre Trump America.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Circular blankets are good.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Finally admitting to myself that My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is the greatest album ever.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

When it comes to morning bagel sandwiches - salami egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be best album ever.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

@90sWWE Ric Flair

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

There is no song of summer 2025. We have to try again next year.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

First 4 Black Sabbath albums are some of humanity’s greatest achievements.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Crust Punks are people who live without a bidet.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Honestly it might be tots over fries

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

I hate when people fingerboard with fake style.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

@TheMMAlien Alex

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Twitter sucks now.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Saaheem AOTY

[isaiah @tlop444]

the feeling i get every time i press play on
saaheem

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

YouTube Premium is totally worth it.

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

Man fuck Joe Biden

[Andy Alton @AndyBoyPizza]

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