TheMMAlien👊🏼👽👊🏼

Lifelong Fan of Martial Arts & Comedy • Creator of Content • Funny Sometimes • Food

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Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.”

*10 minutes later*

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@Slayer_Tip Thanks man, I’ve been trying to get it right before summer starts

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Just remember that when you’re hating on me, this is who you’re hating on.

Tread softly.

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@bmc7montana

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Usman Nurmagomedov opens his front door and I’m just waiting for him like

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

Usman Nurmagomedov and his colleagues were detained in Abu Dhabi after they attacked Merab Dvalishvili, via Ilia Topuria.

Merab and his trainee are in good spirits, while Dvalishvili has a 6% chance to re-claim the Bantamweight Title by the end of 2027.

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@CharRobz0891 He’s gonna get got soon

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Usman Nurmagomedov wouldn’t have done that if I were there.

Your days are numbered kid, I’m coming for you.

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@DazMMA @CioregaDaniel @Ninadrama My nails are unbreakable, kid.

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@DazMMA @CioregaDaniel @Ninadrama And you chose to be “DazMMA”

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@ashebabes Last time they caught me they wished they hadn’t.

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@CioregaDaniel @Ninadrama If you gotta ask, you ain’t ready for the answers kid.

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@RealNickDavis Have you asked Claude? Dudes smart af

[Phil @phillynextdoor]

This era of the UFC was probably my favorite. No fake beefs or fighter trying to do everything for social media.

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@jennyfootball26

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@kyl3agles1 I appreciate that bro, thank you 🙏🏼

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@ThePoohBear444 I don’t like threats. I like action.

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@wj_247 They’re gunna stop

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@PlinkFuel Hair? I haven’t had that in years

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@Traveler_1984 @MMATINY2354 @Ninadrama

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@R64447R @Ninadrama If you have to ask, you’re not ready for the answers, kid.

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@Traveler_1984 @MMATINY2354 @Ninadrama I’m confused. You want to see my dick?

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@bisping Would he rather fight a gorilla once a year or a random kangaroo every time he left his house.

Tell him that question was from Alien, he’ll understand.

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@OctagonFocus That’s what you see when you look in the mirror.

You dropped this 👑

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@4ozSniper @Ninadrama I love you Sniper