Joshua Sia

Hello! I Predict and analyse every UFC event... Freelance writing on MMABetting Subreddit. One Third Co-Host for the @LordNinjaChoke Podcast!

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If you told me in 2025 that i’d be picking Cachoeira to win a fight, i’d laugh at ya, but this week, I legitimately am picking Cachoeira to win over Chandler here, it’s a terrible fight, let’s hope that it ends quickly or Chandler literally runs out of the arena. Small bet on Cachoeira via KO R1 or 2 but otherwise my pick is Cachoeira via Dec (1/3) #UFCVegas118

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Brito with a nasty Ninja choke... good lord, the look on Leavitt's face as it was locked in, he knew it was over. #UFCVegas118

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@DieHardMMAPod She was too far on the right to find the angle, it was more of a hold than a choke attempt.

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Leavitt is a bit of an interesting one, if he does employ his wrestling early, he can definitely cause an upset here, but frankly I don’t feel comfortable in saying that with any confidence. I got Brito winning this one, but there is an Alt Bet on Leavitt via Points. Brito via KO R2 (1/3) #UFCVegas118

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Chaves v Duben is a fight between two literal can crushers, I don’t care if they both have highlights under their name, their records leave a lot to the imagination, I got Chaves winning this one though, she did showcase more talent in her fight on DWCS. Chaves via KO R2 (1/3) #UFCVegas118

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A Souza KO certainly was something I did not consider this week, that was impressive! Although, on the flip side, Carnelossi is really, really bad so it's probably not too impressive. #UFCVegas118

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@DeltaOn4s @LeslieJen_78 @ChickenKingMMA yeah but not everyones from America you cuck.

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Souza v Carnelossi is one of many fights that i’d rather not talk about, but I guess I gotta! Souza’s grappling is likely to be the main thing that gets her a win here, provided she doesn’t fall for any extended exchange on the feet. Souza via Dec (1/3) with a small bet on Souza getting the Sub! #UFCVegas118

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@DeltaOn4s @LeslieJen_78 @ChickenKingMMA No one mentioned trump.

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@SisterRay15 @TraceyLee_07 I've always tried to be frugal, i grew up in a not-so-well-off family, we got by by scraping the bottom of the barrel, mcdonalds was a luxury for us, so now, being almost 32, I try to make sure that purchases are necessary and not luxury.

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Check out Episode 63 here! https://t.co/n1T1iZdTyJ

Bit late with the posting, I know, will definitely be on time next week! #UFCVegas118

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2 topics to this post here...

1) Watching Mad Men, finally up to season 7, so far, one hell of a watch, can't believe I missed it.

2) Many bets have been placed which you can see below. All Alt Bets are 0.6 units, or 3 dollars, 1 unit is 5 bucks, im a cheap slut, I know.

Parlay (1u):

McGhee via KO/Points (DC) + Costa via KO/Points (DC) + Ziam ML + Belal/Bonfim R4 Starts Yes.

Total Odds: 3.98, nothing special.

Alt Bets (0.6u):

Luna via KO R1 or 2 (CR) - 7.00

Leavitt via Points - 4.50

Shahbazyan via KO R1 or 2 - 5.90

If either of Luna or Shahbazyan Alt Bets hit, we're in the plus.

Other Bets: (0.4u, 2 Dollars)

Belal via KO R3, 4 or 5 - 13.00
Belal via KO R4 or 5 - 19.00 (Don't ask me what I was doing, I must have forgot about this one)
Cachoeira KO R1 or 2 (CR) - 4.30
Chaves via KO R1 or 2 (CR) - 4.30
Chairez via Sub/Points - 3.20
Baraniewski via Sub R1 - 7.50 (Yes I fell for the hype)
Mitchell via Sub R2 or 3 (CR) - 9.00
Souza via Sub - 7.50

That's it, that's my slate, it's probably laughable and silly and stupid and perplexingly fucking moronic but that's my slate, good luck to all tomorrow!

#UFCVegas118 #MMABetting #MMATwitter #UFC

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@kirawontmiss that kids gonna come out with so much intermingled ethnicities that if he gets abducted by aliens they'll accept that kid for one of their own.

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@joerogan @sircalebhammer @Spotify He is also somewhat of a grifter, no different to Andrew Tate, lots of "take our free quiz and buy our services afterwards" bullshit.

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@Divinsity is it because he dies due to not getting proper fuckin nutrients?

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@bisping Yeah, leave.

Kidding, never been there, but enjoy your time there!

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@FadingClint @VeneziMMA @I_AM_SATURDAY @TheRealDWill__ @strongandjacket @LudisCharta @JT_Lines @finz_the @Dravhy_ @MMA_RAX @Walkerbigfan @maniacbetsmma Amazing stuff as always brother! Good luck to everyone this weekend!

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@DeltaOn4s @ChickenKingMMA @LeslieJen_78 Yep. She isnt wealthy, she is disabled and does financially struggle as humans do so i sometimes give her money and she is diligent in giving me money back when she can.

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@sandipantswtf take a shot every time she starts to fake cry or be fake angry.