Andy Bristow

To achieve something, you have to stay positive and move forward

[Andy Bristow @andybris]

Suffering every major indignity the NHS to offer today

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@FatBoyTim Forgot to add the pic !!

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@philipglowinski Ah yes, had this drummed into me by a very posh property developer I worked for in the 1970’s

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@FatBoyTim One of yours? Thanks indirectly anyway

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@dickstrawbridge It seems you now have to account for every purchase you make @dickstrawbridge ?
#itainttheBBC 😏

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Spelt one of my consultants names phonetically to another med consultant. His reply, "Unusual name Dr Hotel Hewish?" #yourlifeintheirhands

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@jadejap1 @SuttonUtdLadies #sexfaces 😂xx

[Ian Moore - 'The Times' Bestselling Author @IanMooreAuthor]

Pls RT Full English #Brexit 56. This week, bumfluff bolsheviks, IKEA ball pits, identity and losing at #humanpoker. https://t.co/xeuMC6A0Uo

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Does god exclaim OMM ? (Oh my me)

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@dickstrawbridge The episode I watched went something like this. Storm overnight, slate found on the ground the next morning, roof inspected, roof repaired 😏

[Ian Moore - 'The Times' Bestselling Author @IanMooreAuthor]

.@The3Million For your followers, the continuing Kafkaesque saga of trying to get French nationality after #Brexit https://t.co/eIMlsUCCNx

[Andy Bristow @andybris]

@BegumNadiya Watching your conversation with John Bishop. Your husband sounds like an amazing man

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@WestwayCoaches1 Where is that?

[GrandDesigns @GrandDesignsTV]

@Kevin_McCloud is off to Northern Ireland in tonight's Grand Designs🏠 Here he is with what you've got in store! Tonight, 9pm, @Channel4

[Andy Bristow @andybris]

Dear Siri, Why the fuck have I been sat here for 2 and a half hours?

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@_BLIXA_ Our local one has all the hate aimed at a kid on a noisy moped

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@nofinerlife We have tickets!

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@GoAngeNI I know!

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@bettinakvist Love the colour scheme Betty