Andy Brook

Erm, what now... views are my own.

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@SW_Help I'm curious, are the new trains with aircon but greatly reduced seat room (now 2+3 seats across rather than 2+2) a permanent fixture on the Chessington branch? They're a massive downgrade! Humans with arms can't fit in the middle seat of the 3 so are a bit pointless!

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@YodelOnline website says max size is 60x50x50, but purchasing through ebay there's an oversized option of 120x50x50 via which is "Powered by Packlink" The store I dropped off at warned that @CollectPlus are telling drivers not to collect parcels that size. Can you clarify?!?

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@CUPRA_UK been waiting for a part for 4 months now and still none the wiser as to when it might arrive, in a month, or in a year, meanwhile I'm still without my car. No one can give me any information, at this point I'd strongly recommend that no one ever buy a Cupra!?! HELP!!!

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@GoodonSwitch @natsrambles @CUPRA_UK Wonder if this is why I've had the run around from @CUPRA_UK I've lost track of the various tales they've told me, now I've just heard it's stuck waiting for a part at the factory again after being told they'd found the missing part 2 weeks ago. No idea how long it'll be at all!

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@charliebighams, the least safe for transport food ever designed! (including leaking cellophane, it always arrives having escaped onto the cardboard at least a touch) tho it's @waitrose who tend to put it in the bags upside down for good measure.

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@CUPRA_UK our car is stuck in "status 20" with a build week of week 11 (ie 7 weeks ago) but all the dealer can find out is you're waiting a part, how can we get something approximating an ETA? It's been the most appalling experience thus far! Please give us some hope!

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Conservative MPs, this is what you’d be voting for

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

Hey @DirectLine , is your abomination of a website broken at the moment, can't add a policy cause it's added to another account, then it appears but with no documents, then can't see if it's set to auto renew!?! The website only seems to get worse each year!!! Welcome to 2020?

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@Snyders_Hanover @thomasdharvey COME ON!!! You've been using the same copy paste text for over 6 months... give us a real answer with some hope... pork scratchings are great, but your Jalapeno Pretzel Pieces are something else... something else that I need! I'm bringing a spare suitcase when I visit next!

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

Hi @WhatsApp any chance you'll be fixing the broken time format in the web client some time soon? Locale settings are a fairly basic feature in a UI and it's been an issue for a while now - https://t.co/Rgzo6CHtTc

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work.

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[emily freeman @editingemily]

Dear developers who don’t permit pasting in password fields, who hurt you?

[Prof. Devi Sridhar @devisridhar]

Talked to a lovely nurse on the train- we were the only ones wearing masks in our carriage in England. She’s seen many people die of Covid incl a close colleague. People are deluded thinking the pandemic is over. Let’s use tools to manage COVID. Not pretend it doesn’t exist.

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

Hi @PapaJohnsUK your offers aren't working properly online (code "FESTFEAST" is listed and then half way through ordering it says it's unavailable), had to call in the order so I'm missing out on the points that get me to a free pizza, such sadness! Great staff on the phone tho.

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

We Will Remember Them

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@jaffa2 @BBCBreakfast Fascinating that he did the other two hygiene related things that he'd have been asked to do (roll up sleeves and tuck in his tie). I suspect it's all deliberate as this is where they want the news cycle tho, rather than on the debate yesterday...

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@TheRealRevK I used aluminium foil in the same exact scenario as I thought it looked nicer, those who don't know what kapton tape is may mistake it for sellotape!

[Andy Brook @andybrook]

@TheRealPayne747 @StarlingBank Fixed that problem with a Sharpie... A prettier option would be great tho!

[Curon Wyn Davies @curonwyn]

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