Andy Lew

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

What a ride.

Thank you, Coach Belichick.

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

Cornerstones of the greatest dynasty ever ❤️️

There might never be another duo like Brady and Belichick

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Saw a violin playing street performer today. The first time I walked by he was playing my heart will do on and the second time he was playing telephone by lady gaga. That's range baby

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I just walked by a guy talking to himself on the street and he goes “she got a decent body” #decentgirlsummer

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@TuckDynamite Happy to be of service! Some of us are twitter simps who will not be deterred by Elon

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I get a real kick out of how they broadcast the WSOP main event like it's a real sport. Nothing like a slow-mo stack pushed into the middle or hand tossed into the muck. What a fun, silly time.

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Doing rich people shit (botox, trader joes, end of list)

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Good morning @Dwhite921

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Almost left the house without my emotional support 64 ounces of water! Can you even imagine

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Ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in years and he was like “so, still really into the show house?”. Glad this is my legacy

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My search history is just 8 different misspellings of mifepristone

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Nothing like a crazy guy yelling “nice tits” for making everyone on a crowded street whip around and stare at your tits

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Not me cuing up top chef so I can watch it as soon as my food is ready

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@Savonaut The fruit being juicy thighs

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Cute guy at the bar said “you look very contemplative, thinking of your next drink?” And I said “ oh no, I’m thinking of something much more sinister” #flirting

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Boss realized I have very small hands this week and started this text exchange while out drinking with her friends

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Every time I go to the aesthetician I get myself a little treat as if expensive, elective skin care isn't already a big treat.

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@altcoinpapi Once had a guy loudly coughing to my left who said "don't worry it's not covid!". I told him he should leave and he thought that was pretty funny

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@HunterBarclay @paynushater so do I

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Just pulled my first “can I speak to your manager” and it worked immediately and I got exactly what I wanted. This is my Karen origin story.