Andy Burns

Writer | Studying Data Analytics and riding the 9-5

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@stylebender I fucking love the reactions to this fight.
It’s hard to not love Izzy tbh 😂

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@ElijahSchaffer @Cobratate My girlfriend is a pretty damn wonderful partner to me and she’s also in love with her job in
kitchen/interior designing.
I think fulfilment can come from both family and career.

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@OG_Yooper @GarbageHuman23 Jane Goodall

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@GeeScottSr @DailyLoud Holy based 😂

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@marsnettya @coolboiiii74 @DiscussingFilm Damn and here I thought Gaga was a great choice for Harley Quinn 😂

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@assivant Yep.
Time to dip out soon then!
Thanks for f**king Twitter Elon 🤡

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@Tim_Denning Couldn’t agree more.
Starting a substack is the best thing I’ve done this year.

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@SaveYourSons 100000% not having a purpose.

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

Handy Andy: Ignorance (of the News) = Bliss. https://t.co/MPKRLlaLp2

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@tapecancelled @jeremycorbyn This is first I’m hearing of it today and I woke up less than an hour ago so that’s not too bad 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@ZubyMusic @Sargon_of_Akkad At the end of the day, whenever Jeremy Corbyn says something, we can just smile and wave at the old man and go back to what we were doing.

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@ZubyMusic I’m just here for the show.
Now AI is ramping up, the next act is looking interesting 🍿

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

Your daily reminder that gurus are mostly grifters and full of s**t.

And don’t even start me on influencers 😂

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

Red Pill is a disappointment.
It’s become a parody of itself..

Check out why👇 #substack #redpill #guru #manosphere https://t.co/9DjrXFdZAL

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@_akinkenny Really great idea.
Instantly assures them that they’re talking to another human being and it’s hard to not feel sympathy for a parent trying to balance/juggle work and family.

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@MasonVersluis @WatcherGuru I’d love to hear her talk about blockchain technology.
But no, we know she probably only has a vague idea of shitcoins.

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@flockatron @DailyLoud Your bio gave me a brain aneurysm

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@WrongsToWrite I shall use ‘muy’ instead. Thank you 👊

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@Tim_Denning Started recently.
It’s kicked me back into life a little.
Writing, I mean.
I look forward to posting as much as I can and getting better in the process ✌️

[Andy Burns @andyburns03]

@TheCriticalDri2 Just another example where that Tolkien quote would be completely applicable 🤦🏻‍♂️