ANDY

this is a safe place. she/her

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

I get online and I lie

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Yoshiyuke Iwase

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

not only is she in business casual HR administrative wear, but she also dances like she's the one who issued the bonus checks at the company holiday party YES LITTLE BOSS LADY ENJOY YOUR PTO

[jon @prasejeebus]

Can’t explain it but this is how all of 2024 has felt

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING: This is Rafah tonight.

While all eyes are on the Met Gala, Israel has unleashed its most barbaric bombing of Rafah, massacring trapped civilians in the middle of the night.

Don’t look away.

[د @trhxianl]

the mountains that birthed me & where I grew up … my feet have marked this road … love you forever & always

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

Came back on Twitter for met gala commentary

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

this is how it feels to drink a diet coke

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Table next to me is getting their fajitas

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Kitty catching snow flakes
https://t.co/wr7YGV6V5z

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

@SFBARTalert We can’t understand anything coming out of the intercom at Powell Station.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

BREAKING: Israel has beheaded at least 10 toddlers as verified by reporter Noor Harazeen in Gaza

[delia @delia_duh]

ACAB forever

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

@picklechip_ @selfiequeef

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

@thisbeatIZ HA it’s actually not!!

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

Honeslty you be having a good time and then a white person brings their toes out

[cole @juul_survivor]

somehow managed to graduate without making a single friend in my program

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

@selfiequeef Sorry i@ an idiot and meant *gone bad * but I will try your fav mom

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

My doctor made me start drinking kombucha——how does one know when it’s bad?

[ANDY @andyc0ated]

@selfiequeef Literally same on my nice dresser