Andy Canete

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

I am rooting for Australia here, but I refuse to call them the “Socceroos”. It’s just too goddam lame. #WorldCup2026

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

Please let this be true. 🙏

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A viral joke on social media to turn Trump’s White House UFC fight on America’s 250th birthday into the “gayest party in US history” is becoming real as hundreds of gay men are actually buying tickets and planning to show up shirtless, glittered up, and very flamboyant.

[👑𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗷𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗵🌴🥥 @_kingjonah]

She makes her man nut 27 times a day 😳

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

@tuneofhockey @The_Creasy Thx for piggybacking on a joke I already made. Your 14 followers are truly lucky, Johnny,

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

@PHLSixersNation Not in last 15 years, but still.

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

@PHLSixersNation Clyde Drexler to Houston,

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

In the 80’s the (very tall NBA) players flew commercial airlines!

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

LeBron James wants fans to understand it’s harder to play 82 games today than it was in the 80s or 90s 👀

“The game is different. I want people/our fans to understand playing 82 games in the 80s and 90s is not the same as playing 82 games in the 2020s. It’s just not. The way we play with the level of pace and speed we play at, it’s a different game now. It’s a lot of soft tissue injuries now because of it… when I first came in the league the biggest concern for injuries was like a high ankle sprain… Now you see the new high ankle sprain is the calf. Hopefully we get a handle on that from a medical standpoint but I just want the fans to understand the game is a little different”

(Via @mindthegamepod)

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

@wil_da_beast630 I’d take Nash over Stockton, no? And they would probably need to score 150 a game cuz the lack of D here is frightening.

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

Temptation Island Spain 🇪🇸 is just on a whole other level… #tempationisland #Spain

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

Nope.

[Colours of The world @ColoursOfWorld1]

The most incredible and thrilling tourist destinations in the world🧵

1. Harihar Fort in India is a hiking trail known for its 80 degree vertical rock stairs.

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

@TonyMarinaro I mean, Pacioretty can only do so much,

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

@SpikeEskin Has anyone seen the VJ Edgecombe tape?? I know they got Grimes, but if you draft Edgecombe, do a sign and trade for Grimes(who I love, btw. It’s just that Edgecombe comes much cheaper and has a higher ceiling). And then you get to keep Yabusele. Everyone’s happy.

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

Ha!

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

A mischievous puppy accidentally swallowed a toy, and the scene was absolutely hilarious 😂

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

That poor ref.

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

So I confused “Minecraft” with “Minesweeper”, and now I am finding this movie I’m currently watching in the theatre very disappointing. #MinecraftMovie

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

Poor bastard.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Conservatives are losing their minds because a Love Is Blind contestant got dumped at the altar for being a right-wing anti-vaxxer—turns out, love might be blind, but it’s not stupid.

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

Cuz their D is going to be horrific?

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Lakers projected starting 5:

Luka Doncic
Austin Reaves
Rui Hachimura
LeBron James
Mark Williams

Give me one reason why this squad won’t win it all…

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

Actually, they shoulda highlighted the “AN” in Disneyland for “Anaheim”.

[mktoon @mktoon]

This…

Uh…

This has honestly never EVER occurred to me.

[Andy Canete @andycanete]

@RexChapman Ok. Nice burn.